I keep getting hung up on the part about "pole dancing on the guy's crotch"...
(NSFW warning for any 10 or 11 year olds who might be next to this thread)
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I mean, pole dancing? I'm guessing the guy's dick is literally the pole. So this guy is lying on the ground, hanging dong, and this lady is sliding all around it, gripping it for support? Is this the gymnast episode of Seinfeld? And then, she proceeded to engage in, at least the preliminary steps for, oral sex? And security did nothing? #ThatHappened