ORIOLES

[vansmack]

Vice President of baseball operations.

I was thinking more along the lines of that 5 year, $31 million deal he was given. But yes I'd kill to be VP of a baseball team.

  And he once dated Ashley Judd. 

Respect.

[atomicfront]

Are you trying to say Chris Davis is a homosexual?

Nope.  Hottest wife on the team:

That woman isn't hot.  Fake blonde, tons of make-up and bad facial structure. 

[StoneTheCrow]

Weird atmosphere at the game last night.  Was sandwiched between rows of drunks and Nats fans.  It was funny at times, but got kind of annoying.

Nats fans praying JJ would come in and save them......didn't quite work out the way they planned it.

[shemptiness]

There were about a million people still jammed together outside of Pickles at game time.  And the CF bar seemed to be overflowing.  Lots of people getting their drink on.  Game?  What game?

[James Ford]

I may not agree with your taste in beers, but just perhaps i agree with your taste in women.
 

Are you trying to say Chris Davis is a homosexual?

Nope.  Hottest wife on the team:

That woman isn't hot.  Fake blonde, tons of make-up and bad facial structure. 

[James Ford]

I'll be at my first and perhaps only O's game of the year tonight. Gonna be a hot one!

[James Ford]

I'm gonna go with Mrs. Roberts for hottest wife.

[K8teebug]

Can we get back to baseball please?  Or at least post some objectifying player pics to make up for these chicks.

thanks.

[James Ford]

Atomicfront's company softball team recently had its first practice.

Can we get back to baseball please?  Or at least post some objectifying player pics to make up for these chicks.

thanks.

[K8teebug]

I realize I let myself fall into this trap.

[James Ford]

I arrived in the top of the 4th and left in the top of the 9th. I don't think the O's had a hit the whole time I was there.

I'd like to think my early departure boosted them on to victory.

I'll be at my first and perhaps only O's game of the year tonight. Gonna be a hot one!

[HoyaSaxa03]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/orioles-we-have-enough-talent-to-win-5-more-games,28390/

[shemptiness]

12 months later that's still not funny.

[K8teebug]

The onion hates Baltimore.

[shemptiness]

The Oriole Bird makes his All Star picks using a...... uh, using a......  That can't be what I think it is.