I went to a Red Wings/Canes game down in Carolina and it was like 60% Wings fans and I'm getting done in the bathroom and washing my hands and this Wings fan goes from a urinal to the door without washing his hands and this old Canes fan, who had to be close to 70 and completely typified NC, calls out after him, "Excuuuuse me, Yankee, but here in the South, they teach us to wash our hands after we go."
Laughter ensues from several other people. As the Wings fan hits the door, he does a quarter turn, stops, and goes "In the North, they teach us not to piss on our self."