I'm one busy dude/object seeing as I'm also the pair of suspenders that dude in the Lumineers wears. Does he not trust me enough to the job right, that he also wears a belt? You should see the nasty things said about me the suspender community, and the belts they just crack jokes at my expense. How humiliating... Next thing you know there will be a tumblr or parody twitter account mocking me. Sheesh, elastic stretches, but I'm still young and snappy.