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Re: Comic Books, Slacks, Herpes, and Parenting Advice
« Reply #120 on: March 17, 2014, 05:28:47 pm »
I think the solution to babies injuring themselves with butcher knives is not to get rid of Americans' freedom to own knives, but rather to introduce butcher knives to babies at a much younger age with proper knife education classes to avoid accidental knife injuries.

Butcher knives don't kill babies; babies kill babies.
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Re: Comic Books, Slacks, Herpes, and Parenting Advice
« Reply #121 on: March 17, 2014, 05:52:30 pm »
babies kill babies?  arent they playing comet some time soon?

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Re: Comic Books, Slacks, Herpes, and Parenting Advice
« Reply #122 on: March 17, 2014, 06:22:28 pm »
Evidently the number one cause of death for children under 14 is suffocation from sleeping in bed with parents. 

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Re: Comic Books, Slacks, Herpes, and Parenting Advice
« Reply #123 on: March 17, 2014, 06:30:34 pm »
In the whole world? More than malnutrition? More than car accidents?

I think by "14" you actually mean "1" and by "sleeping in bed with parents" you actually mean "suffocation" (which can happen in a crib as well)....at least according to Table 1 in this link:

http://www.cdc.gov/safechild/NAP/background.html

Evidently the number one cause of death for children under 14 is suffocation from sleeping in bed with parents. 

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Re: Comic Books, Slacks, Herpes, and Parenting Advice
« Reply #124 on: March 17, 2014, 07:16:29 pm »
babies kill babies?  arent they playing comet some time soon?
Hexenjagd and azaghal1981 are already in line at the door.
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Re: Comic Books, Slacks, Herpes, and Parenting Advice
« Reply #125 on: March 17, 2014, 07:29:04 pm »
I've never been to Comet.



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Re: Comic Books, Slacks, Herpes, and Parenting Advice
« Reply #126 on: March 17, 2014, 07:39:30 pm »
If I burn my Pizza Underground ticket and film it, would it be interpreted as Art? I can eat while doing it...

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Re: Comic Books, Slacks, Herpes, and Parenting Advice
« Reply #127 on: March 17, 2014, 07:41:51 pm »
If I burn my Pizza Underground ticket and film it, would it be interpreted as Art? I can eat while doing it...
Dont do that. Sidehatch would want it or I have a friend who'll take it. Get your $$ back.
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Re: Comic Books, Slacks, Herpes, and Parenting Advice
« Reply #128 on: March 17, 2014, 07:42:33 pm »
If I burn my Pizza Underground ticket and film it, would it be interpreted as Art? I can eat while doing it...
but if you are going to burn it, what hypothetically would you be eating during?
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Re: Comic Books, Slacks, Herpes, and Parenting Advice
« Reply #129 on: March 17, 2014, 07:53:47 pm »
Fajitas, chili, or bulgolgi.

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Re: Comic Books, Slacks, Herpes, and Parenting Advice
« Reply #130 on: March 17, 2014, 07:54:39 pm »
Thread jacked.

I'm not going to burn it.

Side hatch pm me.

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Re: Comic Books, Slacks, Herpes, and Parenting Advice
« Reply #131 on: March 17, 2014, 07:57:38 pm »
Fajitas, chili, or bulgolgi.
art, not art, mega-art
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Re: Comic Books, Slacks, Herpes, and Parenting Advice
« Reply #132 on: March 17, 2014, 07:59:09 pm »
I figured as much.

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Re: Comic Books, Slacks, Herpes, and Parenting Advice
« Reply #133 on: March 17, 2014, 10:38:08 pm »
I'm not going to burn it.

Side hatch pm me.
YAY!! WE FOUND SIDEHATCH A TICKET!! Huzzah, huzzah!!!

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Re: Comic Books, Slacks, Herpes, and Parenting Advice
« Reply #134 on: March 17, 2014, 11:21:18 pm »
funny...I've kind of been avoiding this thread purely based on the subject line
And here I find I'm somehow the center of attention :P

I have a ticket.
but I do plan a self immolation around the 15 minute mark as a tribute to Andy
So... if you were thinking of finding me at the show, look for the ball of fire on the left side of the stage
It will be hard to miss
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