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[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

I think the solution to babies injuring themselves with butcher knives is not to get rid of Americans' freedom to own knives, but rather to introduce butcher knives to babies at a much younger age with proper knife education classes to avoid accidental knife injuries.

Butcher knives don't kill babies; babies kill babies.

[i am gay and i like cats]

babies kill babies?  arent they playing comet some time soon?

[atomic]

Evidently the number one cause of death for children under 14 is suffocation from sleeping in bed with parents. 

[James Ford]

In the whole world? More than malnutrition? More than car accidents?

I think by "14" you actually mean "1" and by "sleeping in bed with parents" you actually mean "suffocation" (which can happen in a crib as well)....at least according to Table 1 in this link:

http://www.cdc.gov/safechild/NAP/background.html

Evidently the number one cause of death for children under 14 is suffocation from sleeping in bed with parents. 

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

babies kill babies?  arent they playing comet some time soon?

Hexenjagd and azaghal1981 are already in line at the door.

[Hexenjagd]

I've never been to Comet.

[Hexenjagd]

If I burn my Pizza Underground ticket and film it, would it be interpreted as Art? I can eat while doing it...

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

If I burn my Pizza Underground ticket and film it, would it be interpreted as Art? I can eat while doing it...

Dont do that. Sidehatch would want it or I have a friend who'll take it. Get your $$ back.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

If I burn my Pizza Underground ticket and film it, would it be interpreted as Art? I can eat while doing it...

but if you are going to burn it, what hypothetically would you be eating during?

[Hexenjagd]

Fajitas, chili, or bulgolgi.

[Hexenjagd]

Thread jacked.

I'm not going to burn it.

Side hatch pm me.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Fajitas, chili, or bulgolgi.

art, not art, mega-art

[Hexenjagd]

I figured as much.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

I'm not going to burn it.

Side hatch pm me.

YAY!! WE FOUND SIDEHATCH A TICKET!! Huzzah, huzzah!!!

Community +1, Killsaly +1!!!

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

funny...I've kind of been avoiding this thread purely based on the subject line
And here I find I'm somehow the center of attention

I have a ticket.
but I do plan a self immolation around the 15 minute mark as a tribute to Andy
So... if you were thinking of finding me at the show, look for the ball of fire on the left side of the stage
It will be hard to miss