Meteorological Banter

[grateful]

Dreary weather floats pavillion

[GAY,GUY]

Jiffy Lube ain't looking so bad.  Amazing what I am reading about how the staff there treated people.

Looks like, Merriwhatever.

[kosmo vinyl]

mild freakout on the Interweb because "Snow In Mexico City In June!!!!" but turns out there was an explanation

Hailstones pile up like snow after severe storm creates chaos in Mexico City

Mexico City was pummeled by an intense hailstorm on June 12, causing chaos on the roads as a thick blanket of ice formed over the asphalt. Several homes were damaged but no injuries were reported.

https://www.accuweather.com/en/videos/hailstones-pile-up-like-snow-after-severe-storm-creates-chaos-in-mexico-city/sLyQUobH

[GAY,GUY]

Did any,one get, the Derecho?  It missed the Valley.

[Justin Tonation]

Did any,one get, the Derecho?  It missed the Valley.

Saw that on the radar last night. It was far weaker than the 2012 DMV one. I don't think it survived going over the Blue Ridge.

[GAY,GUY]

I just, read an article, that Ohio got a "Double Derecho."

Good lord, what's next?

[Cock Van Der Palm]

Going out on a limb, my guess would be a "Triple Derecho"?

I just, read an article, that Ohio got a "Double Derecho."

Good lord, what's next?

[Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI]

Going out on a limb, my guess would be a "Triple Derecho"?

I just, read an article, that Ohio got a "Double Derecho."

Good lord, what's next?

Fuck everything, we’re doing five Derechos

[ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Areal Flood Watch?

I don't recall hearing this term before
so were there Afake flood watches

[Justin Tonation]

Areal Flood Watch?

I don't recall hearing this term before
so were there Afake flood watches

They used to just say "flood" but they decided that they needed some precision to distinguish general "creek's gonna rise" (slow) floods from the overloaded storm drain "flash" floods.

[Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI]

My pergola just blew over.

[ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

My pergola just blew over.

great title for your upcoming EP

[ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

. yes, I'm gullible

[sweetcell]

. yes, I'm gullible

gullible about what?

[ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

. yes, I'm gullible

gullible about what?

Hand of god was trending on Twitter, and though it was a cool pic, but it was debunked fairly quick and felt stupid for posting