Meteorological Banter

[grateful]

Ida may wallop New Orleans Sunday night
Julian could appear in Bermuda, spin uselessly out to sea

https://www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2021/08/26/hurricane-gulf-coast-ida-louisiana/
https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/refresh/graphics_at4+shtml/174153.shtml?gm_track#contents

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Julian could appear in Bermuda, spin uselessly out to sea

More of a "Maldives Man" myself. If you paid closer attention to JA, you'd know that.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Julian could appear in Bermuda, spin uselessly out to sea

it would be more on brand if he appeared in St. Kits, but the second part tracks

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Julian could appear in Bermuda, spin uselessly out to sea

it would be more on brand if he appeared in St. Kits, but the second part tracks

Can confirm. Could slum it there.

[sweetcell]

Julian could appear in Bermuda, spin uselessly out to sea

it would be more on brand if he appeared in St. Kits, but the second part tracks

Can confirm. Could slum it there.

the fact that a plebe like hatch doesn't know it's spelled "St. Kitts", with two T's, is expected.

i expect a lot more from you, jules, if only to condescendingly point out that JA'ers never associate with any sort of "kits" - everything is custom.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Julian could appear in Bermuda, spin uselessly out to sea

it would be more on brand if he appeared in St. Kits, but the second part tracks

Can confirm. Could slum it there.

the fact that a plebe like hatch doesn't know it's spelled "St. Kitts", with two T's, is expected.

i expect a lot more from you, jules, if only to condescendingly point out that JA'ers never associate with any sort of "kits" - everything is custom.

I can't have the commoners learning of the existence of St. Bespoke. I've probably said too much already.

[grateful]

Julian forms in Mid-Atlantic, surges out to sea.

https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/refresh/graphics_at1+shtml/145418.shtml

[Starsky]

Does the world really need Hurricane Julian

[grateful]

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Heading to Greenland...that is about the most Non-JA place it could land...
Just seems like the wrong latitude for this hidden country of the well heeled

 the system’s life as a named storm will be short as forecasters will probably downgrade Julian to a post-tropical storm some time Monday.
My condolences on the downgrade

headlines like this must hurt after making the list of 'named' storms
Forecasters: Tropical Storm Julian no threat to land

[grateful]

And now K8!

https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/refresh/graphics_at5+shtml/145643.shtml

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

man, I didn't think it would be possible to be lamer than Julian, but appears that kate is going to do it, with her mushy and non-threating 39 mph winds

[sweetcell]

headlines like this must hurt after making the list of 'named' storms
Forecasters: Tropical Storm Julian no threat to land

yeah, but it'll piss of a bunch of yachters.   

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

headlines like this must hurt after making the list of 'named' storms
Forecasters: Tropical Storm Julian no threat to land

yeah, but it'll piss of a bunch of yachters.

Who is yachting out in the middle of the Atlantic ocean?

[sweetcell]

headlines like this must hurt after making the list of 'named' storms
Forecasters: Tropical Storm Julian no threat to land

yeah, but it'll piss of a bunch of yachters.

Who is yachting out in the middle of the Atlantic ocean?

only plebes like us ask such questions.   

this suits the yachters just fine...