random . . . randomness

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

I think Cosmo follows me on Twitter,

I follow Cosmo on twitter, mostly for the suggestions on how to drive my man wild in bed.

It's a shame those spelling jokes wouldn't translate to standup. Or would they?

Well, I mean, they're homonyms still but I think the issue would be moreso the narrow relatability of knowing a dude with the online handle of Kosmo.

[Space Freely]

I think Cosmo follows me on Twitter,

I follow Cosmo on twitter, mostly for the suggestions on how to drive my man wild in bed.

It's a shame those spelling jokes wouldn't translate to standup. Or would they?

Well, I mean, they're homonyms still but I think the issue would be moreso the narrow relatability of knowing a dude with the online handle of Kosmo.

Along the same lines, I think ggw is arguably at his best when he's making fun of you, me, or other boardies. I'm now sure how well that would translate to a mitzvah in Rockville.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Please direct me to these (non-drug-addled) GGW posts that AREN'T snarky comments about others? I must have missed that thread.

[Relaxer]

The other night I was enjoying some tortilla chips and queso dip. My son snuck in and slyly stuck his dirty-ass finger into the dip and I thundered "HEY THAT'S NACHO CHEESE" and after a few seconds of staring ahead like an idiot he laughed hysterically and said that was the funniest thing he'd heard in a while and I asked him what it was like to be retarded and he just laughed again.

[Relaxer]

Hey, let's get GGW to tell the story again about how Gwyneth Paltrow wanted to ingest his goo.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Hey, let's get GGW to tell the story again about how Gwyneth Paltrow wanted to ingest his goo.

She had sex with the milquetoast goob better known as Chris Martin. Story checks out, guys.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Hey, let's get GGW to tell the story again about how Gwyneth Paltrow wanted to ingest his goo.

She had sex with the milquetoast goob better known as Chris Martin. Story checks out, guys.

that's a twist I wasn't expecting GGW=Chris Martin
<BOOM>

[ggw]

I'm working on some new material about the time I dropped acid in Harry Reid's kitchen.  Needless to say, none of you will be on the guest list for my three night stand at The Laugh Factory.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

I'm working on some new material about the time I dropped acid in Harry Reid's kitchen.  Needless to say, none of you will be on the guest list for my three night stand at The Laugh Factory.

be sure to bring some Quaaludes for the groupies

Was it from Harry's personal stash or did you bring your own

[ggw]

Hey, let's get GGW to tell the story again about how Gwyneth Paltrow wanted to ingest his goo.

So then I said, "if you buy me any more drinks, we may end up unconciously coupling...."

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Man leaves out full-size candy bars for Halloween with sign asking people to please be responsible in what they take, children all take 1 or 2, hambeast mother cleans him out.

But, no fatshaming should ever be done. . .

[sweetcell]

Man leaves out full-size candy bars for Halloween with sign asking people to please be responsible in what they take, children all take 1 or 2, hambeast mother cleans him out.

But, no fatshaming should ever be done. . .

OMG I FOUND NOT ONE BUT MANY VIDEOS OF THIN PEOPLE STEALING!!! PEOPLE WITH BMI OF LESS THAN 25 ARE THE SCOURGE OF SOCIETY - THERE ARE MORE VIDEOS OF THIN THIEVES THAN OF FAT ONES THIS IS SUPER SCIENTIFIC!!!!!!!!!!!!111

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Uu3fM4uXQQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2e0Fb7qFYmU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQDFv2TSvOg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuwzIMpHqXc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz-KjUepukk
etc.

AND LET'S NOT FORGET THE STICK FIGURES IN JANES ADDICTION THEY WERE ALL CAUGHT STEALING ROUND THEM UP AND FRY 'EM!!!!!!!!!!!

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

How many of those people are stealing food?

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

You know, how about you spend less time looking up videos trying to defend fatties and more time responding to my thoughtful queries about Montreal?!

[ggw]

You know, how about you spend less time looking up videos trying to defend fatties and more time responding to my thoughtful queries about Montreal?!

I think sweetcell's 29.1 BMI makes him a little touchy on this subject.