...so we don't fill up the random thread unnecessarily with sports talk since there's a better thread for it...
I think you do not understand the word random. Random draws from everything possible, however improbable.
Like this list: Mustard, Beets, 23481hjnnaov9, -901maschizno.
Even that's not quite random, but you get the idea. If this were called "Miscellany - not otherwise categorized", then you would be correct in drawing our attention to a more relevant thread.