random . . . randomness

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

this place needs a night shift...

aren't we all supposed to be attending shows....

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

clock kid wants $15 mil!

[hutch]

clock kid wants $15 mil!

I'd like to clock that clock kid and his parents.. they sure got annoying fast...

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

clock kid wants $15 mil!

I'd like to clock that clock kid and his parents.. they sure got annoying fast...

Anyone who looked past facebook status nonsense found them obnoxious from moment one. The whole thing was a publicity stunt.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

clock kid wants $15 mil!

I'd like to clock that clock kid and his parents.. they sure got annoying fast...

Anyone who looked past facebook status nonsense found them obnoxious from moment one. The whole thing was a publicity stunt.

I'm sure Obama was pissed when he heard that, but by far the least of his 9999 problems

[DeathFromAbove1979]

Anything fun going on tomorrow night? Having friendsgiving and we want to hit the streets for some Thanksgiving funnnnn

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

I think this would have been a fun table to sit at and listen to these two hash it out

although Bernie kept complaining that they didn't have a Ruben on the menu

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

I think this would have been a fun table to sit at and listen to these two hash it out

I'm sure no one could hear anything over the sound of that disgusting butterhuffer ingesting Bernie Sanders' weight in pancakes.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

I think this would have been a fun table to sit at and listen to these two hash it out

I'm sure no one could hear anything over the sound of that disgusting butterhuffer ingesting Bernie Sanders' weight in pancakes.

I'd like you say that directly to Killer Mike's face
That I'd pay to see

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

I think this would have been a fun table to sit at and listen to these two hash it out

I'm sure no one could hear anything over the sound of that disgusting butterhuffer ingesting Bernie Sanders' weight in pancakes.

I'd like you say that directly to Killer Mike's face
That I'd pay to see

Will he be at GwarBQ 2016? Is he willing to be interviewed?

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Fat shaming Dear Abby vs Fat shaming cat: who did it better?

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

I think this would have been a fun table to sit at and listen to these two hash it out

I'm sure no one could hear anything over the sound of that disgusting butterhuffer ingesting Bernie Sanders' weight in pancakes.

I'd like you say that directly to Killer Mike's face
That I'd pay to see

Will he be at GwarBQ 2016? Is he willing to be interviewed?

I'll have his people talk to your people
(didn't you say your people have a phone system that automatically rejects phone calls from individuals with a BMI over 27?)

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

(didn't you say your people have a phone system that automatically rejects phone calls from individuals with a BMI over 27?)

It's 25 and I assume he has an actual human being somewhere in his employ.

[Relaxer]

Speaking of BMI, I had a really good idea for a new gadget that Apple should make.

The iBM. After a steamy grunt session on your throne, simply point the iBM at your leavings and be provided with a full breakdown of which meal has now passed on to the other side. Stuck in a quandary over whether this latest bio-pile is your lunchtime BLT or mid-afternoon danish break? Let the iBM solve this poopescent problem. No longer must you suffer thoughtless, anonymous flushes, never knowing the true nature of your excrement. The iBM puts the power -- and presence -- of your crap where it belongs: in your hands.

Plus the name is quite easy to remember.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Speaking of BMI,

Most deceptive lead ever.