random . . . randomness

[sweetcell]

[walkie,talkie]

The number, 108

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

The number, 108

Um, we have an integer thread, bro!

[grateful]

I was thinking 57, but yasss 108!

[Space Freely]

Wow, how am I supposed to get any work done?

The cleaning lady is vacuming our office suite. This usually takes and hour. The vacuum cleaner is the loudest vacuum cleaner I've ever heard.

On top of that, the cleaning lady is yelling in Spanish on her cell phone, over the sound of the vacuum cleaner.

Can I take back the money I put into the collection to get her a Xmas gift?

[Yada]

+1 for the rowdy bush.

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/shaving-pubic-hairs-related-stis-study-article-1.2900858

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

[DeathFromAbove1979]

god. damn. it.

[grateful]

I feel the exact same way.

[Space Freely]

If any of you were planning on using the bathroom between the WW2 Memorial and the Lincoln Memorial, I have a word of advice. Don't.

The homeless guy (guys?) has begun his annual residency there and it stinks like a motherfucker in there already.

Speaking of the WW2 Memorial, it looked like they were having some kind of thing commemorating Pearl Harbor today. I'm not sure if they trotted out Old Bob Dole for this one, but I did see him there a couple of years ago.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

If any of you were planning on using the bathroom between the WW2 Memorial and the Lincoln Memorial,

I have not used a public restroom in at least 2 decades.

[Space Freely]

If any of you were planning on using the bathroom between the WW2 Memorial and the Lincoln Memorial,

I have not used a public restroom in at least 2 decades.

Yeah, I usually just go out on the lawn but today something compelled me to actually go inside. Big mistake.

[grateful]

Looks like Julian's got a seasonal gig:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2016/12/08/child-crushed-after-santa-tells-him-to-lay-off-the-hamburgers-and-french-fries/

[Space Freely]

Remember the time Julian dressed up as Santa?

http://www.cnn.com/2016/12/07/health/santa-fat-shames-child-nc-trnd/index.html

[hutch]

Remember the time Julian dressed up as Santa?

http://www.cnn.com/2016/12/07/health/santa-fat-shames-child-nc-trnd/index.html

umm do you not read the post immediately above you?


dude.... prevagen.