random . . . randomness

[hutch]

I refuse to click on anything unless there is something telling me WTF it is.. then maybe I might consider it.. I don't want the Russians to hack me.....but since its Space Freely I probably would not click on it anyways...

[shemptiness]

"true"??

Are you saying that you have run into some merkins?

'The female version is usually made of fur, beaver pelts....'

And Hannah Jeter?  Ugh. 

[sweetcell]

this is my kind of humor:

[Relaxer]

Oh god I'm totally going to do that today.

[walkie,talkie]

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/fearing-feral-hog-apocalypse-texas-approves-drastic-measures/ar-AAnbswK?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartandhp

[sweetcell]

Oh god I'm totally going to do that today.

to anyone who's ever wanted to work at NPR: submit your resume ASAP.

with relaxer's evil genius, i expect some extended medical leaves in the very near future.

[Relaxer]

Pro-tip: use a sharpie instead of those dry-erase markers.
That way your message will always be there forever
STAFF REDUCTION LIKELY IN Q2

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

For years I would do a similar whiteboard prank involving adding "Reboot DHCP" to anything that crossed my path from the IT Department.

[walkie,talkie]

does milo go away now?  does anything that he did matter?  was he too young for his own mouth?  I love when reality becomes television script material.  like miss lohan.  we love the wounded character that may reside in ourselves, in certain sections.  but I am tired of the press and the people talking about him, still.  ugh.  I am still talking about it . . . because crazy people who base their craziness off of levels of sanity, fascinate me.   

[vansmack]

does milo go away now?  does anything that he did matter?  was he too young for his own mouth? 

He will find plenty of audiences that will pay to hear him speak, or at least spark a controversy with just an invitation.

But I wish he would just go away. 

like miss lohan. 

She's back in the news!  Just yesterday!

[Space Freely]

I work in a building with only six floors, but with at least 12 elavators spread out over two locations. It never takes more than five seconds to get an elevator once you press the call button, even during "rush hour".

I hate it when you get in an elevator and the door starts closing and some asshole is running down the hall but is still 20 feet away and starts yelling "Hold the elevator, hold the elevator!".

Then  you don't hold the elevator and the door closes before he gets to it and then you hear him start pounding on the elevator and cursing at you, because he's going to have to wait another five seconds to get another elevator. Actually, I don't hate this part. This part is actually quite amusing. Especially when I pretend that guy is Hutch.

[hutch]

I work in a building with only six floors, but with at least 12 elavators spread out over two locations. It never takes more than five seconds to get an elevator once you press the call button, even during "rush hour".

I hate it when you get in an elevator and the door starts closing and some asshole is running down the hall but is still 20 feet away and starts yelling "Hold the elevator, hold the elevator!".

Then  you don't hold the elevator and the door closes before he gets to it and then you hear him start pounding on the elevator and cursing at you, because he's going to have to wait another five seconds to get another elevator. Actually, I don't hate this part. This part is actually quite amusing. Especially when I pretend that guy is Hutch.

I never chase after elevators.. i happen to agree with you that it makes no sense.. why are people in such a frickin' hurry all the time? please visualize somebody else from now on..

[Space Freely]

I work in a building with only six floors, but with at least 12 elavators spread out over two locations. It never takes more than five seconds to get an elevator once you press the call button, even during "rush hour".

I hate it when you get in an elevator and the door starts closing and some asshole is running down the hall but is still 20 feet away and starts yelling "Hold the elevator, hold the elevator!".

Then  you don't hold the elevator and the door closes before he gets to it and then you hear him start pounding on the elevator and cursing at you, because he's going to have to wait another five seconds to get another elevator. Actually, I don't hate this part. This part is actually quite amusing. Especially when I pretend that guy is Hutch.

I never chase after elevators.. i happen to agree with you that it makes no sense.. why are people in such a frickin' hurry all the time? please visualize somebody else from now on..

Fair enough. Glad you are on the right side. I guess I'm going to have to imagine it's Atomic. Or Donald Trump.

[Relaxer]

I've never once taken the elevator at my office building, all stairs all the time. My ass is magnificent. Or at least, it is in theory. I mean, it really should be. Goddammit.

[walkie,talkie]

oh I'm sure, it is.