random . . . randomness

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

I would really like the expression "too Julian too handle" (e. g. things are getting too Julian too handle up in here!) to become part of all of your collective vernacular.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

"Moderation," she said, while holding a thousand calories in her hands.

[grateful]

As in...man, that cupcake is too Julian to handle?

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

As in...man, that cupcake is too Julian to handle?

As in: man, that incisive commentary about that cupcake is too Julian to handle.

[Space Freely]

As in...man, that cupcake is too Julian to handle?

As in: man, that incisive commentary about that cupcake is too Julian to handle.

Which would you eat first, her or the cupcake?

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

As in...man, that cupcake is too Julian to handle?

As in: man, that incisive commentary about that cupcake is too Julian to handle.

Which would you eat first, her or the cupcake?

*shudders*

[sweetcell]

http://www.theonion.com/video/pop-stars-single-booty-wave-most-likely-civilizati-26868

[shemptiness]

It's been a while since I had to wear a suit on a regular basis but when did brown shoes with a dark suit become a thing?

[vansmack]

It's been a while since I had to wear a suit on a regular basis but when did brown shoes with a dark suit become a thing?

About a year and a half ago.

[ggw]

Worst. NCAA. Final. Ever.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Worst. NCAA. Final. Ever.

I posted that on FB last night but now that I've had a night to sleep on it, I'm remembering 2011 (UConn/Butler) was pretty fucking dreadful too.

[Relaxer]

It was a sloppy, ugly game, but it was also competitive right up until the end, and I'll take that over a blowout any day. I thought defensively it was pretty good. Too much ref interference though.

[Yada]

Missed the game, but won $210.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Too much ref interference though.

Followed by both teams utter inability to hit any free throws. Michigan's virtually all-white lineup weeps over those fundamentals.

[Bagley]

It was excruciating watching the big Polish guy struggle for the Zags .