So my 10 year old had her first day of FLE (aka sex ed) on Friday. Immediately after school, she and I head to the grocery store for the weekly haul. As usual, she goes her own way to explore the store, too cool to hang out with Space.
After a while, she find me and asks "Space, did you know that they make a condom with the same name as the ice cream bar?"
Taken aback by this question, I try to make a joke out of it. "I bet I can guess which one tastes better."
And her reply, "Used or unused?"
At that point, Space was left speechless. Yikes.