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Yada

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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #5940 on: March 17, 2021, 11:04:19 am »
I read, all of this.

God . . . I'm glad that I fuck men

How is a relationship between two men any different than one between a man and a woman?

My guess is Walky's partner keeps his genitalia and anus sleek and clean.

Your partner doesn't?

I haven't seen an unkempt rowdy bush since the 90's.

If your partner has a bush and you're getting hair in your teeth, you're not licking in the right place. Plus, shaving your bush doesn't make you more "clean", taking a shower does.

I'm sure there's a bit of dramatization in your recaps of life with your wife, but if I were you, I wouldn't be eating from her bushy plate for many months.

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« Reply #5941 on: March 17, 2021, 11:31:02 am »
I read, all of this.

God . . . I'm glad that I fuck men

How is a relationship between two men any different than one between a man and a woman?

My guess is Walky's partner keeps his genitalia and anus sleek and clean.

Your partner doesn't?

I haven't seen an unkempt rowdy bush since the 90's.

If your partner has a bush and you're getting hair in your teeth, you're not licking in the right place. Plus, shaving your bush doesn't make you more "clean", taking a shower does.

I'm sure there's a bit of dramatization in your recaps of life with your wife, but if I were you, I wouldn't be eating from her bushy plate for many months.

Not to make an anal pun, but I'd rather have sex with an asshole than no sex at all.

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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #5942 on: March 17, 2021, 11:45:42 am »
Faux News Programming alert

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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #5943 on: March 17, 2021, 12:05:01 pm »
What the fuck is up with the violence against Asian Americans?!?

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« Reply #5944 on: March 17, 2021, 12:34:52 pm »
what happened in Atlanta wasn't racial motivated... dude was having a "bad day" and was dealing with his sexual addiction...

the news media and the general public will have forgotten about this one in a week, like the when the white dude blew up an entire block in Nashville on Christmas

were this anyone other than a white dude that is..

this country is fucked up

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Yada

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« Reply #5945 on: March 17, 2021, 01:09:52 pm »
what happened in Atlanta wasn't racial motivated... dude was having a "bad day" and was dealing with his sexual addiction...

the news media and the general public will have forgotten about this one in a week, like the when the white dude blew up an entire block in Nashville on Christmas

were this anyone other than a white dude that is..

this country is fucked up

Dude looked ugly enough that a parlor worker wouldn't even jerk him off.

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« Reply #5946 on: March 17, 2021, 03:21:09 pm »
People are fucked up

Fixed. I wouldn’t limit the criticism to just this country. Tho we are very deserving.

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« Reply #5947 on: March 19, 2021, 09:20:18 am »

Yada

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« Reply #5948 on: March 19, 2021, 10:14:12 am »
We didn't hear from Space yesterday, can anyone confirm if he's chained up in his basement?

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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #5949 on: March 19, 2021, 11:18:45 am »
How fast can you turn off your cookies?

https://cookieconsentspeed.run/

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« Reply #5950 on: March 19, 2021, 11:42:03 am »
How fast can you turn off your cookies?

https://cookieconsentspeed.run/
I . . . do not trust this link at all.
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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #5951 on: March 19, 2021, 11:46:47 am »
How fast can you turn off your cookies?

https://cookieconsentspeed.run/
I . . . do not trust this link at all.

Ha! Once you click on it, you'll hate it more...

Here's a longer discussion.

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« Reply #5952 on: March 19, 2021, 12:13:57 pm »
that longer discussion didn't make me feel anymore comfortable clicking on that link
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« Reply #5953 on: March 19, 2021, 12:21:09 pm »
that longer discussion didn't make me feel anymore comfortable clicking on that link
If anything, I’m not clicking on the link to the longer discussion. Not getting fooled.
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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #5954 on: March 19, 2021, 02:13:14 pm »
I got my new drivers license in the mail and I look like shit

Compared to my last license my  face seems to have widened by 50% and it’s jowl city.. WTF?

Also my long hair looks like crap

And the moron who took it said “nice picture”

I think I will take some Zoloft cause I am pissed off and depressed
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