random . . . randomness

[grateful]

Big, if true: U.S. Recovered 'Intact And Partially Intact Vehicles' Of Non-Human Origin


Sorry, maybe this gif is more apropos:

Weird scrap of metal, therefore aliens?

[sweetcell]

Weird scrap of metal, therefore aliens?

[hutch]

Trompe live would be amazing


https://twitter.com/PIXIES/status/1665993187343622149

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

And you thought we were done with William Hung

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/food/2023/06/13/heinz-new-sauce-flavors-restaurants/70303582007/

[Justin Tonation]

And you thought we were done with William Hung

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/food/2023/06/13/heinz-new-sauce-flavors-restaurants/70303582007/

Oh shit, they're going Coke Freestyle...

The new sauces follow another Heinz release, the Heinz Remix, a customizable sauce dispenser.

The Heinz Remix lets you choose from 200 sauce combinations to make a custom sauce creation. Users can select from a touch screen a range of sauce “bases,” such as Heinz Ketchup, Heinz 57, Ranch and BBQ sauces. They then add specially developed sauce “enhancers” such as jalapeño, smoky chipotle, buffalo, and mango – at low, medium, or high settings – to further personalize their sauce.

The company's goal is to begin deploying Heinz Remix machines in test markets later this year and early 2024 with movie theaters, baseball stadiums, and restaurants among target locations.

If only Heinz would reformulate their mustard. It sucks but it's often the only choice in places that have their ketchup.

[grateful]

Another showbits punch line

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CtekLZ_MSmz/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[hutch]

Wow

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-features/jesse-malin-stroke-healthcare-fund-1234770111/

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

that really sucks about Jesse Malin
life is fragile

[Justin Tonation]

Pokemon cards help tie suspect to series of explosions in Md. neighborhood

Authorities in Maryland have charged a man following a series of explosions over the last several weeks in Aberdeen — and they say his collection of Pokemon cards helped connect him to the blasts.

Jeremiah E. Burnette, 34, of Aberdeen, faces charges of possessing and using explosive devices, following a joint investigation by the Office of the Maryland State Fire Marshal, Aberdeen Police Department and the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives.


If you're gonna be playing with explosives, Aberdeen is a pretty good place to do it.

[Justin Tonation]

[sweetcell]

Rick Astley performs a full set of The Smiths’ greatest hits at Glastonbury — setlist + video

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Sky Ferreira...can't even get people to come out for $29
She should have played the club as I'm just not doing FSS for just anyone

[Justin Tonation]

McMegaSpa coming to DC?

[Yada]

McMegaSpa coming to DC?

All spa content goes in the "hey seth" thread.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

McMegaSpa coming to DC?

All spa content goes in the "hey seth" thread.

Sir, show some respect.