Author Topic: A rolling compendium of everything Julian eats: a guide to healthy living  (Read 60130 times)

Julian, Adroit TASTEMAKER

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I think photos of your stool will really help us evaluate how healthy you are
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I think photos of your stool will really help us evaluate how healthy you are
This isn't about evaluation. I'm a verified shitlord for heaven's sake. Rather, this is intended as a public service so those members who are aging and drawing closer to a BMI of 25 can copy my example and don't even approach the danger zone.
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hmm...online calc say
I have a BMI of 25.84.
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hmm...online calc say
I have a BMI of 25.84.
Please lose at least .9 off that immediately, you hamplanet.
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And, they call me, gay.

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And, they call me, gay.
You're still just sore that we established you're 11 pounds overweight.
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I am working on it, gurl.  Down, five.


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you call you gay

it's more of an aspirational statement. 
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Multi-grain cheerios in the morning w/ skim milk
Garden salad with chicken and fruit and yogurt for lunch.
Banana and protein shake post-gym
Almonds as a snack
Garden burger or tuna for dinner.

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Multi-grain cheerios in the morning w/ skim milk
Garden salad with chicken and fruit and yogurt for lunch.
Banana and protein shake post-gym
Almonds as a snack
Garden burger or tuna for dinner.
No, see, you're just giving a sample menu.

I am going to literally do this in real time (or as close as I can get to real time without being socially rude) for a few months so people get an idea how to space their food, etc.
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so are you the James Ford of proper food consumption now
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so are you the James Ford of proper food consumption now
No, I'm not telling people "oh, you should eat like this." I am simply telling people what I eat. If they want to do something with that, great. If they think it works as a performance art piece, great. If they choose to ignore it altogether, great. It's information: do with it what you will.
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