A rolling compendium of everything Julian eats: a guide to healthy living

[SideThatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

"Good lord, " You all seem pretty retarded."

starting to like this dame more and more

[vansmack]

Also also, you and the soon-to-be misses having pillow talk about 930.com does answer one of my great mysteries as to why she sent me a friend req on social media.

Technically, it wasn't pillow talk as it was about 9PM and I was watching the Angels while she was preparing her recipe for the next morning's green smoothie, but truthfully, I think she thought you were sweetcell when she sent that friend request.

[SideThatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Also also, you and the soon-to-be misses having pillow talk about 930.com does answer one of my great mysteries as to why she sent me a friend req on social media.

I think she thought you were sweetcell when she sent that friend request.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

truthfully, I think she thought you were sweetcell when she sent that friend request.

That makes more sense.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

• portobello burger with avocado, tomato, lettuce, Munster, and carrot slaw
• green beans
• 2 commonwealth gin and tonics

[sweetcell]

truthfully, I think she thought you were sweetcell when she sent that friend request.

i'm trying to figure out if i should be hurt or insulted by this...

[vansmack]

i'm trying to figure out if i should be hurt or insulted by this...

As far as she was concerned the 930 board was you, me, and The Director.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Can we sidetrack the rolling compendium of fat shaming momentarily to discuss the appropriate nomenclature for her on here post-wedding? Smackette has already been used once. Miss-Smack? Smackette 2: Electric Boogaloo? Smackess? The Vansmacktrix?

[sweetcell]

truthfully, I think she thought you were sweetcell when she sent that friend request.

hopefully there was alcohol involved here, because we've been FB friend for a while.

The Vansmacktrix?

winner!

[SideThatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

The Vansmacktrix?

winner!

that was my fav too

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Lunch:

• spaghetti squash with marinara

Dinner:

• two vegan sushi rolls
• seaweed soup
• steamed noodles

[grateful]

Your body is consuming your muscles due to a lack of protein in your diet.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Sorry for the delay in updates, yesterday got hectic.

Lunch:

• two slices of cheese pizza

Dinner:

• a buckwheat, avocado, and almond "thing"
• brussel sprouts

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

• peanuts
• black beans

[walk,on,by]