ITT, we shallowly objectify other people by discussing their appearance.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Calories in, calories out has worked since time began. The second law of thermodynamics didn't stop working recently. Fucking fat logic.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

BMI stage. I see what you did there, ACL.

[Space Freely]

Hey Julian,

Do you obsess as much about your weight when you're with a date as you do on here with us? And if so, how do your dates feel about it?

Just wondering, because my wife finds it a huge turnoff when I do it, and I don't seem to recall other women caring for it when I foggily think back to my dating years.

Space

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BMI stage. I see what you did there, ACL.

Funny they played the BMI stage at the Landmark fest too

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

She definitely has a nicer ass than either of the Indigo Girls. So there's that.

Picking up conversation about in the proper venue. Definitely a solid 9 out of 10. Hotchimama!

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

She definitely has a nicer ass than either of the Indigo Girls. So there's that.

Picking up conversation about in the proper venue. Definitely a solid 9 out of 10. Hotchimama!

Here I thought you were talking about Joanna Gruesome and I was a little surprised

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

cute...but I'm thinking 7-8 on my scale

[Relaxer]

You may not be capturing her [ahem] best side.

[sweetcell]

relaxer, to the rescue.

[Relaxer]

I'm like Oskar Schindler in this thread

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

I'm like Oskar Schindler in this thread

You've certainly brought happiness and renewed vitality to my circumcized member!

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

In retrospect, this was a great thread. I don't know why we let it die off. Let's shallowly objectify Anna Kendrick. At first blush, I'd probably give her a solid 8 or 9 but then I realize I'm totally taking her personality into account and not fully shallowly objectify her. She sort of has a rat face. Probably have to dock her a few points. Solid 7 though I still think. Thoughts?

[Space Freely]

In retrospect, this was a great thread. I don't know why we let it die off. Let's shallowly objectify Anna Kendrick. At first blush, I'd probably give her a solid 8 or 9 but then I realize I'm totally taking her personality into account and not fully shallowly objectify her. She sort of has a rat face. Probably have to dock her a few points. Solid 7 though I still think. Thoughts?

How's this?

When I was single and younger, there were two categories. Those good enough to hit, and those good enough to possibly spend the rest of my life with. I think she would be on the border of those two categories for me. The fact that she's only 5'2" is a minus.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

I think she would be on the border of those two categories for me. The fact that she's only 5'2" is a minus.

See, I kind of like that. Sub 5' gets weird but 5'1"-5'3" is probably my ideal.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Let's get some pics up in here: