ITT, we shallowly objectify other people by discussing their appearance.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

When I was 11, it was Kelly LeBrock.

Not aged well. Not aged well at all.

[Space Freely]

I feel like Kate has the better face but Anna the better body and hair.

Which of course prompts me to bring up the obvious evolution of this thread: if we were to create the ideal sexual partner by culling body parts from celebrities (e. g. "Kate Upton's chest", "Emily Ratajkowski's waistline", "Britney Snow's hair" etc) what would make up everyone's personal Frankenstein's sexy (shallowly objectified) monster?

It's no wonder few women post on this forum.

Which brings me to two questions:

Who has the biggest most fabulous 70's style bush, and who has the largest areolas?

[sweetcell]

It's no wonder few women post on this forum.

we opened it up to objectification of men too - hooray for equality!

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

It's no wonder few women post on this forum.

I have been openly encouraging equal treatment of men -- myself included -- throughout this thread's tenure. I'm nothing if not fair.

Who has the biggest most fabulous 70's style bush, and who has the largest areolas?

Don't be crass. The Smackie thread is over there.

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Who has the biggest most fabulous 70's style bush, and who has the largest areolas?

Don't be crass. The Smackie thread is over there.

it is true, when I want to know details on the biggest beaver, I go straight to smakies thread

[DeathFromAbove1979]

Kate Mara looks like they taped Anna Hendricks face of Anna Kendricks face and tightened it or something.

When I looked up Anna Kendrick I thought it was Kate Mara. Wow. I've been getting them confused for awhile.... I think? Wasn't one of them just in that Dick and Dale Need Wedding Dates movie? Who is the blonde from Forgetting Sarah Marshall? They all look the same to me.

EDIT: The hottest one of all these clones is the crazy girl from Wedding Crashers

[evilizac]

I've seen a lot of "hot enoughs" (subjective) in this thread. . . What about some "not hot enoughs?"

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

EDIT: The hottest one of all these clones is the crazy girl from Wedding Crashers

Isla Fisher, I believe.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

I've seen a lot of "hot enoughs" (subjective) in this thread. . . What about some "not hot enoughs?"

Rooney Mara, Saoirse Ronin, and Amy Schumer are all on my do-not-bang list.

[DeathFromAbove1979]

EDIT: The hottest one of all these clones is the crazy girl from Wedding Crashers

Isla Fisher, I believe.

Yeah, she's a solid 8 for me. I think she has an accent too.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Kate Mara looks like they taped Anna Hendricks face of Anna Kendricks face and tightened it or something.

This is a weird sentence to begin with only made more complicated by your multiple errors.

[DeathFromAbove1979]

Kate Mara looks like they taped Anna Hendricks face of Anna Kendricks face and tightened it or something.

This is a weird sentence to begin with only made more complicated by your multiple errors.

I could not have described this any other way. It is confusing af.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

EDIT: The hottest one of all these clones is the crazy girl from Wedding Crashers

Isla Fisher, I believe.

Yeah, she's a solid 8 for me. I think she has an accent too.

She's good. Let's put her head and hair on Anna Kendrick's frame with Alexandra Daddario's rack and Blake Lively's derriere and we'd really have something then.

[Space Freely]

EDIT: The hottest one of all these clones is the crazy girl from Wedding Crashers

Isla Fisher, I believe.

Yeah, she's a solid 8 for me. I think she has an accent too.

Yeah, but she's been fucking Borat for years now, so she's probably stretched loose as fuck.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

EDIT: The hottest one of all these clones is the crazy girl from Wedding Crashers

Isla Fisher, I believe.

Yeah, she's a solid 8 for me. I think she has an accent too.

Yeah, but she's been fucking Borat for years now, so she's probably stretched loose as fuck.

Great point. Add Elle Fanning's or Chloe Grace Moritz's genitalia to that composite woman I was making earlier.