"HUD. HUD? What the hell is a HUD? It's a cabinet position? Ohhh right, it's that bunch of poor people who are always suing me cuz I treat the blacks the way they should be treated. Ok, who do I stick in there? Black guy, need a black guy. Goddammit where am I supposed to get one of these things?"
"I.... am.... I am.... a black man... and while.... I question..... my experience....I must-"
"No no you're perfect, this is terrific. You're it, I got a tee time in half an hour."