To recap the week in Donald Trump:
- He's now accused half of the major tv networks of being "fake news."
- Six federal agencies are now investigating Russian funding of his campaign.
- He got canceled on by a Bruce Springsteen tribute band.
- He finally reimbursed $25 million to the students of his fake university.
- He got sued by one of his many sexual harassment victims.
- His pick for Secretary of Education said we need guns in schools in case grizzly bears attack. She then claimed she had no idea she's been the vice president of an anti-gay group for the past seventeen years.
- He got caught trying to hire people to fill all the empty seats expected at his inauguration.
- His pick for Secretary of Energy admitted he had no idea what the Department of Energy is.
- He tried to tweet his daughter but got her name wrong and instead tweeted some woman in England.
- He claimed that bikers were on their way to his inauguration when it was really a photo of some bikers in Spain in 2013.
- His pick for United Nations Ambassador admitted she has no qualifications for the job.
- He tried to use his Twitter account to sell subscriptions to a golf magazine.
- He announced that America's inner cities will be revitalized by the host of Family Feud.
- His nominee for Health and Human Services hinted he'll phase out Medicare. Then he accidentally admitted to felony insider trading.
- His senior advisor resigned after being caught plagiarizing an entire book, marking the third of his senior advisors to resign in three weeks.
- He hired a new advisor who's currently being sued for hiring white people to beat up black people.
- He announced that the very first thing he'll do after he's sworn in as president will be to take three days off.
- His nominee for HUD Secretary said during his confirmation hearings that "It will not be my intention to do anything to benefit any American."
...and it's only Thursday.
