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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #300 on: October 13, 2016, 02:42:25 pm »
thought of relaxer when I saw this

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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #301 on: October 14, 2016, 02:52:48 pm »
As much as I fucking hate the Nuge, I gotta admit dude is an inspiration when it comes to ladyfolk.

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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #302 on: October 14, 2016, 03:16:10 pm »
I gotta dress up like a lady . . . and just see how well, you really do fuck.

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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #303 on: October 14, 2016, 03:55:19 pm »
Ho ho ho! I'm not falling for that whole "I'm on my period, you need to use the backdoor" trick again!
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #304 on: October 14, 2016, 03:56:23 pm »
When walkie and Relaxer get gay married, we'll look back on this comment as the start of it all . . .
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #305 on: October 14, 2016, 04:10:13 pm »
laugh out, loud

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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #306 on: November 28, 2016, 10:04:15 am »
Relaxer, have I found your Reddit account?
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #307 on: November 28, 2016, 11:00:32 am »
Oh LOL, that is really funny, but no, it's not my account or story, and in fact I haven't been shit on since Clinton's first term.

I realize I haven't updated the thread in awhile, mostly because there haven't been a lot of over the top stories. Since breaking up with F in August (the woman with whom I had a substantive relationship over the summer), I've been serial dating again.

Just about to conclude a relationship with a woman that I met a couple weeks ago. The first week, we went out a couple times and things were great! The second week, we went out twice and it was a little more stilted. We had plans for Sat night but in talking Sat afternoon, we were just bickering and not coming to any agreement on what to do, so we decided to punt on a nighttime activity and instead spend the day Sunday hiking. Turns out she expected me to say "So can I come over and spend the night and then we'll leave in the morning" but instead I made other plans. So yesterday's get-together was a disaster -- we barely spoke to each other and she then said she had to be home early for a work call, and then as I was driving her home, she said "Oh why don't you just drop me off at the gym?" so I did and that was that. It's not my practice to 'ghost' on someone, so at some point I'm going to reach out to say that I don't think we make for a good couple. It was nice to get to know her though and I really did enjoy our first couple dates. I think, however, that our personalities don't sync well.

As for the married women thing, I'll stop sleeping with them if they'll stop sleeping with me. Deal!
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #308 on: November 28, 2016, 11:26:25 am »

Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #309 on: January 04, 2017, 10:53:57 pm »
Relaxer...you are so going to this to give us a scene report

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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #310 on: January 05, 2017, 12:22:08 am »
If you?re a single (or not) millennial,

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(or 46?)
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #311 on: January 09, 2017, 10:25:32 am »
I'll wear a wig.
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #312 on: February 09, 2017, 12:07:40 pm »
let's see if Relaxer has any game... can you bang her?

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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #313 on: February 09, 2017, 12:25:19 pm »
I tried a few times and the best I got was a kiss at the front door because she felt ill from eating hot dogs and then riding a ferris wheel  ???
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #314 on: February 09, 2017, 12:35:49 pm »
I got her almost to the bedroom, but she thought my hands were too, handsy.