Oh LOL, that is really funny, but no, it's not my account or story, and in fact I haven't been shit on since Clinton's first term.
I realize I haven't updated the thread in awhile, mostly because there haven't been a lot of over the top stories. Since breaking up with F in August (the woman with whom I had a substantive relationship over the summer), I've been serial dating again.
Just about to conclude a relationship with a woman that I met a couple weeks ago. The first week, we went out a couple times and things were great! The second week, we went out twice and it was a little more stilted. We had plans for Sat night but in talking Sat afternoon, we were just bickering and not coming to any agreement on what to do, so we decided to punt on a nighttime activity and instead spend the day Sunday hiking. Turns out she expected me to say "So can I come over and spend the night and then we'll leave in the morning" but instead I made other plans. So yesterday's get-together was a disaster -- we barely spoke to each other and she then said she had to be home early for a work call, and then as I was driving her home, she said "Oh why don't you just drop me off at the gym?" so I did and that was that. It's not my practice to 'ghost' on someone, so at some point I'm going to reach out to say that I don't think we make for a good couple. It was nice to get to know her though and I really did enjoy our first couple dates. I think, however, that our personalities don't sync well.
As for the married women thing, I'll stop sleeping with them if they'll stop sleeping with me. Deal!