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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #15 on: February 24, 2016, 01:39:10 pm »
I nominate Smackie to serve as Relaxer's wingman.....
Actually we have a bit of a faceswap going on with the two. Smackie is now a respectable married man and Relaxer is now a womanizing lush. If Relaxer starts giving us tech suggestions and Smacks starts weight-lifiting and ranting about NPR, it will be complete. As was prophesied!

our very own take on Face/Off, oh boy!
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #16 on: February 24, 2016, 01:52:57 pm »
I nominate Smackie to serve as Relaxer's wingman.....

My flight pattern is a little full - I've actually got my ex-wife's best friends soon to be ex-husband living with me right now as he was kicked out over the weekend.

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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #17 on: February 24, 2016, 01:55:21 pm »
I nominate Smackie to serve as Relaxer's wingman.....

My flight pattern is a little full - I've actually got my ex-wife's best friends soon to be ex-husband living with me right now as he was kicked out over the weekend.



Kicked out? Wow, that's harsh.

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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #18 on: February 24, 2016, 02:03:54 pm »
I nominate Smackie to serve as Relaxer's wingman.....

My flight pattern is a little full - I've actually got my ex-wife's best friends soon to be ex-husband living with me right now as he was kicked out over the weekend.



Kicked out? Wow, that's harsh.
It beats a frying pan to the head.
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #19 on: February 24, 2016, 02:04:31 pm »
my ex-wife's best friends soon to be ex-husband living with me right now as he was kicked out over the weekend.

oh wow... story please!  this is the perfect thread for it too, since he's about to become newly single again.  and i'm sure he doesn't read this board, so it'll be fine.
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #20 on: February 24, 2016, 02:14:46 pm »
Kicked out? Wow, that's harsh.

oh wow... story please!  this is the perfect thread for it too, since he's about to become newly single again.  and i'm sure he doesn't read this board, so it'll be fine.

Remember that scene in Hi Fidelity when Joan Cusack's character calls Rob an asshole and hangs up?  Rob then explains that he might be an asshole because he slept with a woman during a quasi-breakup while Laura was pregnant, but in his defense he didn't actually know she was pregnant.

Well, my mate knew his wife was pregnant with their second child and had an affair.  And I don't think this was his first. 
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #21 on: February 24, 2016, 02:19:49 pm »
Well, my mate knew his wife was pregnant with their second child and had an affair.  And I don't think this was his first. 
He probably DID deserve a frying pan to the head.
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #22 on: February 24, 2016, 02:21:35 pm »
Kicked out? Wow, that's harsh.

oh wow... story please!  this is the perfect thread for it too, since he's about to become newly single again.  and i'm sure he doesn't read this board, so it'll be fine.

Remember that scene in Hi Fidelity when Joan Cusack's character calls Rob an asshole and hangs up?  Rob then explains that he might be an asshole because he slept with a woman during a quasi-breakup while Laura was pregnant, but in his defense he didn't actually know she was pregnant.

Well, my mate knew his wife was pregnant with their second child and had an affair.  And I don't think this was his first. 

sounds like a good guy!

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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #23 on: February 24, 2016, 02:25:26 pm »
Welcome. I'm 41, going on 42 and have been single for 2 years. It's weird.

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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #24 on: February 24, 2016, 02:39:47 pm »
no comment yet from walkonby?   ;D
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #25 on: February 24, 2016, 02:49:51 pm »
no comment yet from walkonby?   ;D
I assumed, he was, too busy, masturbating, furiously.
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #26 on: February 24, 2016, 02:57:55 pm »
Well, my mate knew his wife was pregnant with their second child and had an affair.  And I don't think this was his first. 
He probably DID deserve a frying pan to the head.
yeah...that's some lamesauce if I've ever heard it
not sure I'd let that guy sleep on my couch after that
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #27 on: February 24, 2016, 03:04:18 pm »
There are no "sides" when there are children involved.

I don't know the full story about their marriage, I don't care to know the full story about their marriage and my main interest is the children's best interest.

He may be a terrible husband (and in particular for that woman) but he's an excellent father. 
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Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #28 on: February 24, 2016, 03:07:19 pm »
on this journey as well. did wonders for my ability to go to shows.

Re: My Journey into Becoming Single Again at Age 45
« Reply #29 on: February 24, 2016, 03:10:19 pm »
There are no "sides" when there are children involved.

I don't know the full story about their marriage, I don't care to know the full story about their marriage and my main interest is the children's best interest.

He may be a terrible husband (and in particular for that woman) but he's an excellent father. 
I agree and your take is very mature (unlike most parents involved in a divorce with kids)
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