So there's an obese guy at my Giant who rides around at high speed in one of those cripple carts. A couple of times he cut me off and nearly ran me over with the cripple cart. I'm tempted to be snide and tell him to watch where he's going. But what can you do, he's a cripple, and I'm not.
Then one day I see him parking the cripple cart outside. I figure someone is going to pull up and assist him in getting into a car or something. But no. He puts his bag of groceries in the basket of...a bicycle. Then Fatso proceeds to pedal away. He's not even a real cripple. He's just a fat guy being lazy in the store and using a cripple cart and when he gets out of the store...it's like he's a different person, no longer lazy.
