Twitter thread

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

I love this account

New York Times Pitchbot@DougJBalloon
Harvard University, a giant hedge fund with a long tradition of employing war criminals and admitting nepo babies, has lost its way.

I, also, adore this account.

[Justin Tonation]

James Blunt's post-Beautiful career as a Twitter mensch still going strong

[sweetcell]

James Blunt's post-Beautiful career as a Twitter mensch still going strong

Rough-Take ( .) hz  @TalbertsirhC
My range is narrow
(one octave wide)
This is a museum
Please step inside.
It's pitiful,
It's pitiful,
It's pitiful for sure.
I saw this place
And inside is your face.
I'm unsure of what to do,
the only guest here is you...

[kosmo vinyl]

Maybe this will shake loose hutch

The author of the recently published Curepedia was shown Robert Smith’s copy of Camus’s L'etranger, considered the holy grail of memorabilia

https://x.com/simon_price01/status/1748305886693478428?s=46&t=81bsTFbar0Jl_mHBl9WnuA

[Yada]

Hutch is playing hardball

[Justin Tonation]

Jorts with the underhanded ACAB jab!

[kosmo vinyl]

Decidedly NSFW, but seriously hilarious

https://x.com/sandford_police/status/1752826138009694273?s=46&t=81bsTFbar0Jl_mHBl9WnuA

[Blow, me, Joey]

If a football player dates Taylor Swift, he must be gay.

"If you are wealthy, and you date a middle aged woman, you are gay."

I mean come on; being in your 30s, is middle aged?!

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

The part that cracks me up the most about this is, yes, Travis Kelce has a lot of money, but is not in the same financial stratosphere as Taylor Swift. And he is at the very tale end of his major moneymaking point of his life whereas she is not.

[kosmo vinyl]

A boy can dream

Mike Eagle

Taylor Swift should invite Colin Kapernick to her super bowl suite for the added chaos

https://x.com/mike_eagle/status/1752903625746358647?s=46&t=81bsTFbar0Jl_mHBl9WnuA

[sweetcell]

A boy can dream

Mike Eagle

Taylor Swift should invite Colin Kapernick to her super bowl suite for the added chaos

https://x.com/mike_eagle/status/1752903625746358647?s=46&t=81bsTFbar0Jl_mHBl9WnuA

the collective right would have a collective heart attack.

[Blow, me, Joey]

Saw this yesterday:

"Cap One should still be *busy* but Baltimore has been eroding the concert business for over a year by offering bands much reduced fees to play at their renovated arena, by passing DC. Which is saying something."

[Space Freely]

https://twitter.com/i/status/1760437556506951751

[Justin Tonation]

A few miles west of Dulles

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

A few miles west of Dulles

I do like that Lois Ln is there to take care of the balls