Twitter thread

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this guy's play by play of Trump appearing on Rush's show makes my brain hurt

https://twitter.com/EliStokols/status/1314598885378191360

[kosmo vinyl]

wow this is the attitude we are up against...  sheriff seen on stage at an event with two of the terrorists  arrested in MI

"Are they trying to kidnap -- because a lot of people are angry with the governor and they want her *arrested* -- so are they trying to arrest, or was it a kidnapping attempt?"

- Dar Leaf, Barry County Sheriff

Watch the whole interview it will make your brain melt

https://twitter.com/EricLevitz/status/1314607784214900736?s=20

[hutch]

It’s going to be interesting to see who turns out to vote... the Trump strategy is to ignore everyone but the base and try to get more of this base to turn out... since only about half of people vote there are a lot of potential votes out there...however a lot of his potential voters are off the grid... not registered etc

This is why he spent an afternoon with Rush.

[sweetcell]

so this is certifiably excellent: https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/status/1314297485318217728

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

My Lord.

[Justin Tonation]

It's a good day to follow David Simon @AoDespair

[sweetcell]

Also new Twitter account for Republic of Kazakhstan... might have something to do with rumored Borat movie 

https://twitter.com/kazakhstangovt

title: "Borat: Gift of Pornographic Monkey to Vice Premiere Mikhael Pence to Make Benefit Recently Diminished Nation of Kazakhstan."


edit: it's a parody account.  i wonder if sasha is behind it, so he can start a beef with himself

Well given Sasha retweeted it I would guess yes he is behind it.. plus I found myself reading the tweets and hearing Borat’s voice in my head.. I will now be seeking professional help

Sacha Baron Cohen joins Twitter as Borat, criticizes Trump’s coronavirus response


Borat   @BoratSagdiyev · Oct 9
Premiere Trump true leader - he have prove himself stronger than more than 200,000 of his American subjects!


man is a genius.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

what could possibly go wrong

hypervocal@hypervocal
Scientists at Large Hadron Collider hope to make contact with PARALLEL UNIVERSE in days https://bit.ly/36YZso7

[vansmack]

what could possibly go wrong

[kosmo vinyl]

Bunch of groovy people doing quality maga parody at the moment but Brent remains as my favorite.. and he was on fire last night, one of his best

https://twitter.com/brentterhune/status/1317080178514784258?s=21

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Dan Rather has a great feed

Mask not what your country. can do for you. Mask is what you can do for your country.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

https://twitter.com/notcapnamerica/status/1320179662866255874
BRIAN WILLIAMS WITH THE SHADE

[vansmack]

https://twitter.com/jmm140/status/1320841751129706496?s=20

I post this not for the story, which is astounding in its own right, but for the amazing comment:

Natalie Allison
@natalie_allison
·
1h
Sen. Joey Hensley, who was prescribing opioids to a woman who was simultaneously his employee, second cousin and lover, continues to be one of the top sponsors of anti-LGBT bills in Tennessee.
https://www.tennessean.com/story/news/2020/10/26/tennessee-senator-joey-hensley-fights-charges-unethical-opioid-prescriptions/5691825002/

Comment:


Jennifer M. Miller, PhD
@jmm140
·
1h
This is a case where the Oxford comma won’t save you.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

A+ grammar snark

[Justin Tonation]

Drew Daniel's (Matmos) cautionary tale of coffee