Twitter thread

[kosmo vinyl]

Just dump the Prego on your countertop!
https://twitter.com/jarvis/status/1391821103417356293?s=19

when they legally declare me insane, i'm citing this post as a partial cause of it... i feel exponentially dumber as a result of seeing this

[grateful]

...and so it begins!

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#irondome
https://twitter.com/Charles_Lister/status/1392181266926260226?s=20

holly shit this is cool and terrifying at the same time
things just went from bad to worse in the holy land

[Justin Tonation]

You call that a muffler? (NSFW)

[grateful]

https://twitter.com/Bartees_Strange/status/1395436918758907909?s=19

The thing that really hurt was I was like damn. I really really want to tour this year. I really want my mom to see my play 9:30 club. Please don't let it end like this. I hate driving. horror 11/11

[Justin Tonation]

Fascist says what

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this is an excellent idea...will Mitch kill it, likely


President Biden@POTUS
We can tackle the climate crisis head-on with a new Civilian Climate Corps. The American Jobs Plan will invest $10 billion to put Americans to work conserving our public lands and waters, bolstering community resilience, and advancing environmental justice.

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I really don't like DeSantis....mostly because I fear he is the presumptive next in line when trump kicks it

but this was pretty good

Ana Cabrera@AnaCabrera

 Florida teachers and principals to receive $1,000 pandemic bonuses

The bonuses will go to teachers and principals in every school district in the state of Florida, Gov DeSantis announced today.

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Richard Marx for the win!
https://twitter.com/BradMossEsq/status/1397404449572859907?s=20

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Ok, not really a baseball guy...but this was a fun watch
https://twitter.com/Cubs/status/1397965478027530246?s=20

Javier Báez.
El Mago.
The Magician.

nice someone put it to  yakkety sax
https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1398018740973969411?s=20

[vansmack]

That first baseman is a complete moron. 

So long as Baez doesn't get to first, it doesn't matter when/if the runner crosses home plate.  AT ALL.  As soon as Baez started running backwards, turn around and touch first base.  End of inning, no run scored. 

If you decide to chase him down the line, fine.  Just walk up and tag him.   Sit on the fucking baseline if you want and wait for him to come to you an hour after the runner crosses home plate.  ANYTHING besides trying to get the runner at home.  End of inning, no run scored so long as Baez doesn't get safely to first base.

[sweetcell]

also, the first baseman and catcher didn't need to squeeze the runner.  first baseman just needed to force him back to home plate, at which point he'd have nowhere else to go, and get tagged.  trying to pickle him was idiotic.

[grateful]

Does what it says on the tin:

Rugs in Video Games
https://twitter.com/RugsInGames?s=09

[Justin Tonation]

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