Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread

[Here's the thing]

One more prep tip. I find that a shot of warm/hot water after chugging the prep liquid helps to quickly get past the viscosity and taste.

[vansmack]

hypothesis: it's the yeast that was causing you distress. 

The next thing you're going to tell me is that nuts and solid corn are hard on the digestive track and difficult to digest...

[challenged]

Easy colonoscopy today.
highly recommend GBMC in Towson.
Clean, well-staphed, easy access to drugs, etc.

[Cock Van Der Palm]

I read it as "well-stapled" and was wondering what kind of colonoscopy you were having.  Happy for you it was just a mis-read on my part

[grateful]

Shit i still need  to do this.

[Starsky]

Why o why did hutch start this thread?

To torment me from the grave?

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

7 pages!
..this thread is going places (well up your bum to be exact)

[challenged]

Shit, i still need  to do this.

POTW

[Cock Van Der Palm]

For the old fucks on the board:

https://www.cnn.com/2022/10/09/health/colonoscopy-cancer-death-study/index.html

[grateful]

For the old fucks on the board:

https://www.cnn.com/2022/10/09/health/colonoscopy-cancer-death-study/index.html

When the study authors restricted the results to the people who actually received colonoscopies – about 12,000 out of the more than 28,000 who were invited to do so – the procedure was found to be more effective. It reduced the risk of colorectal cancer by 31% and cut the risk of dying of that cancer by 50%.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

For the old fucks on the board:

you could have just said, to everyone on the board

[Space Freely]

For the old fucks on the board:

https://www.cnn.com/2022/10/09/health/colonoscopy-cancer-death-study/index.html

When the study authors restricted the results to the people who actually received colonoscopies – about 12,000 out of the more than 28,000 who were invited to do so – the procedure was found to be more effective. It reduced the risk of colorectal cancer by 31% and cut the risk of dying of that cancer by 50%.

I always feel like these articles that question colon and prostate cancer screening are bought and paid for by insurance companies....who don't want to pay for ANYTHING.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

For the old fucks on the board:

you could have just said, to everyone on the board

I think people look at my accomplishments on here and just assume I'm old as the rest of you, but really, I'm like a decade from colonoscopy time still.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

For the old fucks on the board:

you could have just said, to everyone on the board

I think people look at my accomplishments on here and just assume I'm old as the rest of you, but really, I'm like a decade from colonoscopy time still.

so MORE than twice the age of the avg audience member at the All Things Go fest

Old, but not so old that you are getting AARP mailers

[Yada]

For the old fucks on the board:

you could have just said, to everyone on the board

I think people look at my accomplishments on here and just assume I'm old as the rest of you, but really, I'm like a decade from colonoscopy time still.

Signed, younger than the average boardie, however, due to GI issues both genetically and probably brought on by myself, I've had a colonoscopy and have one coming up in November!