TAN: ITT, you post and I then proffer your epitaph.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

hmmm...had high hopes for a good one...but insulting Julie in other threads isn't making that look likely

It should contain an appropriate amount of spelling and grammar mistakes

"I should've chosen better friends."

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

well that is interesting to think about.. one's epitaph...

"This 9.27sq ft plot of Earth contains (insert Hutch's real name). Please don't pee here."

I plan to be cremated and have my ashes scattered wherever I decide I was happiest....so far no contenders..

I thought there was a tree that you were to read a book under...or was that a metaphor

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

hmmm...had high hopes for a good one...but insulting Julie in other threads isn't making that look likely

It should contain an appropriate amount of spelling and grammar mistakes

"I should've chosen better friends."

Hey, I just was trying to get free rent in my youth...he just came with the package and haven't been able to shake him since

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

well that is interesting to think about.. one's epitaph...

"This 9.27sq ft plot of Earth contains (insert Hutch's real name). Please don't pee here."

I plan to be cremated and have my ashes scattered wherever I decide I was happiest....so far no contenders..

I thought there was a tree that you were to read a book under...or was that a metaphor

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

^ I always thought that was a horrible book for kids
the kid just takes and takes and takes...and the tree gets death for it's kindness and enabling his greed

[hutch]

^ I always thought that was a horrible book for kids
the kid just takes and takes and takes...and the tree gets death for it's kindness and enabling his greed

yea... it was pretty disturbing.. i first read it to my kids and was like "OMG!"


but the Missing Piece.. I like that one..

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

^ I always thought that was a horrible book for kids
the kid just takes and takes and takes...and the tree gets death for it's kindness and enabling his greed

I learned all of my relationship advice from this book.

[Relaxer]

This is the best book about chillin under a tree

[sweetcell]

i refuse to read the giving tree to my kiddos.  way too depressing.

[Relaxer]

You want a depressing as hell child's book?

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

You want a depressing as hell child's book?

My mother would read this to us at least once a month and breaking down into inconsolable sobbing within minutes. It was awkward as hell. I don't know why she insisted on doing that; its not like we were requesting as young children to read the dead mother book or anything.