Rolling Compendium of Things Julian is Able to Confirm

[walkonbyeeeeeeeee]

I love you.  can, always confirm.  anytime, you want.

[grateful]

Another Music Venue Is Coming to College Park

https://www.hyattsvillewire.com/2019/01/21/another-music-venue-is-coming-to-college-park/

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Another Music Venue Is Coming to College Park

https://www.hyattsvillewire.com/2019/01/21/another-music-venue-is-coming-to-college-park/

Can confirm.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

https://www.julianforthefuture.com/

Can confirm.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Putting Glitter on Your Dog’s Testicles is a Trend Now, Apparently

[walkonbyeeeeeeeee]

one dog owner, in a bum fuck town in north Carolina . . . does one thing, one time, and it's a "nationwide, trend." 

god, I hate the new reality we live in.  yet, here I am, apart of it.  it must be, a trend.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Putting Glitter on Your Dog’s Testicles is a Trend Now, Apparently

Can confirm. Boy, can I ever!

[sweetcell]

^ isn't that just a really roundabout way of getting glitter on a dog's tongue?

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

please confirm

i only have tattoos on my penis.

also, not an acceptable answer
"I have a tattoo of my penis on my penis"

[sweetcell]

please confirm

i only have tattoos on my penis.

wrong thread.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

please confirm

i only have tattoos on my penis.

also, not an acceptable answer
"I have a tattoo of my penis on my penis"

In a related story
Penis injections at cash-only Alabama men’s clinic caused erection damage, lawsuits claim

“a heart attack of the penis.”
which caused Mr. Snell’s penis to be permanently bent at a 90-degree angle.”

[kosmo vinyl]

Can you confirm you are one of the organizers of Fyre Festival LARP on Belle Isle?

Yes — a Fyre Festival LARP on Detroit's Belle Isle is being planned

https://www.metrotimes.com/the-scene/archives/2019/01/29/yes-a-fyre-festival-larp-on-detroits-belle-isle-is-apparently-really-going-to-happen

"I meant it to be a joke, to be honest," says Michelle Birawer of Harsh Tokes Booking. "It’s becoming its own thing without me releasing any information. It's becoming a social experiment, but a positive one!"

[kosmo vinyl]

Can you confirm you were the DNR official that would "just straight deny the permit if applied for".  Thus making the LARP even more legitimate.

Detroit's Fyre Festival LARP already got banned from Belle Isle, is now even more like actual Fyre Festival


https://www.metrotimes.com/the-scene/archives/2019/01/30/detroits-fyre-festival-larp-already-got-banned-from-belle-isle-is-now-even-more-like-actual-fyre-festival


Shortly after speaking with Metro Times, Birawer's page had gone viral. It was only a matter of time until the DNR caught word of the event. Which they did.

"These are not the type of events we would consider," DNR's chief of southern field operations Scott A. Pratt told Metro Times via email. "But the person trying to organize this has yet to get into contact with anyone at the Belle Isle office or anyone else. She went ahead and put a date and time on Facebook and ran with it with no approvals from DNR staff."

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

^^ Incredible.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

^^ Incredible.

notice he neither confirmed nor denied involvement