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Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #30 on: November 07, 2023, 02:12:23 pm »

Quote from: beseech-Hatchıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on November 07, 2023, 02:00:50 pm
^ INCORRECT

YYYY/MM/DD is the ONLY acceptable format.  on this i will not budge, however i'm willing to negotiate on the slashes. 
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Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #31 on: November 07, 2023, 02:26:19 pm »


I recently disposed of 20 so of these!  (at an e-waste event of course)
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Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #32 on: October 15, 2024, 03:13:47 pm »
Who do you call, when you need someone to lend a hand?

Jack Hoff
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Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #33 on: October 15, 2024, 05:04:28 pm »
what is the leading cause of dry skin?
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Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #34 on: December 05, 2024, 01:15:10 pm »
What do you call it when someone who isn't a dad tells dad jokes?

A faux pa.
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Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #35 on: December 11, 2024, 01:58:43 pm »
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Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #36 on: December 11, 2024, 03:16:21 pm »
*golf clap*
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Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #37 on: December 18, 2024, 11:09:16 pm »
Gary Numan is 13 days older than Gary Oldman

https://www.instagram.com/p/DDtYQhJOlGT/?igsh=MThibjRqd2t4OGRuMg==
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Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #38 on: December 19, 2024, 11:14:59 am »
Yes and at their age, Gary Oldman is looking like Gary, old man.
And whatever Gary Numan has done to his balding pate and his face really did make him look like a new man.
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Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #39 on: January 14, 2025, 08:03:27 am »
My friend tells me he writes songs about sewing machines.

He’s a Singer Songwriter, or sew it seams.
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Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #40 on: January 14, 2025, 10:36:08 am »
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