2017 boardie survey

[hutch]

1. How many haircuts did you get in 2017?
2. Name your favorite Tom Waits release/album (compilations ok)
3. Most satisfying sexual position
4. Do you have a car?
5.  The concert you are most glad you where at
6. Do you prefer the term "latino" or "hispanic"
7.musical instrument you wish you could play
8. Did you buy a Christmas tree this year?
9. Average time of work commute
10. Do you believe in God?

[Space Freely]

I'll play. Though i bet ggw already knows half my answers.

1. 0, thanks to the American voters.
2. Rain Dogs, though my wife would tear a fit if i played it in the house.
3. Eating at the Y.
4. Two cars for two adults.
5. Ever or this year? For me, Wilco with Old 97's at 9:30 Club, 1999.
6. I like Spain but I'm going to say Latino.
7. Saxophone, so i could inspire my daughter to practice more and help her. Plus, Coltrane rules.
8. The fake one we bought 10+ years ago is turning out to be a great $50 purchase.
9. 60 minutes each way (40 by train, so lots of reading and Tom Waits listening time)
10. We've been here a long time and nobody has yet proven his/her existence.

[ggw]

1.  Five
2.  Closing Time
3.  Variety is the spice of life
4.  Three
5.  Fleetwood Mac (assuming you mean this year).  I would never have gone to see them on my own.  My wife wanted to go and it was surprisingly awesome.  Really awesome.
6.  Chicano
7.  Guitar
8.  Yes
9.  Zero.  Parted ways with my employer of 22 years over the summer.  Working a few side hustles in hopes that I never have to have an employer ever again.
10. Yes, but that involves a great deal of discussion about what "God" really means.

[StoneTheCrow]

1) 8
2) Bone Machine.  There are better but that was my 1st.  And I Don't Want to Grow Up.
3) The last one. Until the next one.
4) You betcha.
5) The last one. Until the next one.
6) No se.
7) Guitar. I can play already. Wish I had time to play more.
8. Artificial all the way.
9) 37 minutes.
10) I like the idea. But I'm gonna need some proof.

[Justin Tonation]

1. How many haircuts did you get in 2017?
2. Name your favorite Tom Waits release/album (compilations ok)
3. Most satisfying sexual position
4. Do you have a car?
5.  The concert you are most glad you where at
6. Do you prefer the term "latino" or "hispanic"
7.musical instrument you wish you could play
8. Did you buy a Christmas tree this year?
9. Average time of work commute
10. Do you believe in God?

1. 7? 8? Will I get one more?
2. Nighthawks At The Raindogs
3. Her on top
4. Yes
5. Perhaps Hüsker Dü's last 930 stand.
6. Groups of people may self-identify. How ever they want to be identified as, I'm good with it.
7. Probably piano.
8. Nope
9. 15 minutes
10. Agnostic all the way.

[lily1]

1. Two
2. Never listened to him
3. The one where I'm actually satisfied
4. I have a smart trip card, a car to go membership and an enterprise rental across the street
5. This year? Any of the New Orleans brass band shows at the Hamilton that remind me how culturally important New Orleans is to the US and the world
6.  Seeing how I am neither, I think those that identify as such should select their preferred term
7. I could play recorder and saxophone for years so instead I'll go with actually being able to sing
8. I buy a real christmas tree every year. It's nothing but festive festive festive here at Lily's joint
9. 75 minutes on a good day
10. Maybe?

[walkonbyeeeeeeeee]

My computer crashed; picking up new, one today. Can't wait to comment on this later.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

This is hard to do without being able to see the questions.

[bearman🐻]

1. I'm bald, and I shave what little hair I have. No proper haircuts.
2. I don't listen to Tom Waits. I'm too busy delving into the Gun Club discography
3. Why pick one when you can have many?
4. Nope
5. In 2017? Luna at Union Transfer.
6. One can be a noun, the other can be an adjective. I guess both can be adjectives. I don't care either way.
7. Guitar
8. Nope
9. 20 minutes each way
10. I believe in energy, universal karma, and the fact that we aren't intelligent enough to see beyond what's in front of us. That being said, I'm open to the idea of whatever "God" is but unsure of what I believe. Hasn't NASA mapped like 11 other dimensions? That's a solid argument to me that we aren't unique, special or singular. Good question though.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

1. How many haircuts did you get in 2017?
10~
2. Name your favorite Tom Waits release/album (compilations ok)
Missing You
3. Most satisfying sexual position
ones where I can breathe
4. Do you have a car?
yes...barely hanging on tho
5.  The concert you are most glad you where at
A Giant Dog (2107) - ever...Jeff Buckley @ 930
6. Do you prefer the term "latino" or "hispanic"
are we referring to food, music or people?
7.musical instrument you wish you could play
guitar
8. Did you buy a Christmas tree this year?
yes and no menorah
9. Average time of work commute
40~
10. Do you believe in God?
nope, but I have an eternal membership to the Church of the Subgenius

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Ahh! Someone finally posted the questions too!

1. How many haircuts did you get in 2017?
12, with a thirteenth coming tomorrow.

2. Name your favorite Tom Waits release/album (compilations ok)
None of them.

3. Most satisfying sexual position
Cowgirl

4. Do you have a car?
Yes, just bought a new Toyota Prius Four Touring. Gas mileage is phenomenal.

5.  The concert you are most glad you where at
VirginFest the year with the Police and Smashing Pumpkins. Just an amazing two days. Every band I saw was great.

6. Do you prefer the term "latino" or "hispanic"
Depends if I'm talking about people or things.

7.musical instrument you wish you could play
Piano

8. Did you buy a Christmas tree this year?
No, I do not celebrate Christmas.

9. Average time of work commute
18 minutes-ish

10. Do you believe in God?
If there's a God, it's not the construct taught in any religion, it's a more abstract multi-dimensional "being" the likes of which religion has not conceived of yet. That entity probably is dispassionate if it is aware of humans at all.

[evilizac]

1. How many haircuts did you get in 2017?
    Three. . . Maybe four, damn some people get a lot of haircut or myself not enough.

2. Name your favorite Tom Waits release/album (compilations ok)
    Partial to Mule Variations, my first.

3. Most satisfying sexual position
    Whatever I'm allowed.

4. Do you have a car?
    1995 Toyota corolla DX wagon. I feel like it's my sad aging nerd-rock mobile.

5.  The concert you are most glad you where at
     Yo La Tengo w/Sun Ra Arkestra @ 9:30. Probably my first concert since moving here. It showed me that rock could be quaint and weird. 

6. Do you prefer the term "latino" or "hispanic"
    I'm just pretty anti-Latinx but who am I to tell anyone what to call themselves. 

7. Musical instrument you wish you could play
   Guitar, better.

8. Did you buy a Christmas tree this year?
    Yes,  peer pressure. That peer being my wife.

9. Average time of work commute
    40mins abouts.

10. Do you believe in God?
      I want to, if only to attribute Roy Moore's loss to divine irony. Also, for someone who thinks that this is all there is I do way too much   
      nothing worthwhile.

[chaz]

1. How many haircuts did you get in 2017?
I cut my own so it's a constant thing.

2. Name your favorite Tom Waits release/album (compilations ok)
Heart Attack & Vine

3. Most satisfying sexual position
My wife and I separated earlier this year and I've recently started playing the field.  So currently all of them.  I'm experiencing  a personal renaissance of sorts.

4. Do you have a car?
One car, one motorcycle.

5.  The concert you are most glad you where at
Arthur Lee and Love at the Birchmere

6. Do you prefer the term "latino" or "hispanic"
Latino

7.musical instrument you wish you could play
Guitar

8. Did you buy a Christmas tree this year?
Fake is the gift that keeps on giving.

9. Average time of work commute
10 minutes

10. Do you believe in God?
I'm pretty sure i'm not the most powerful thing in the universe.

[JohnnyBaconbitz]

1. How many haircuts did you get in 2017?
Probably 15 or 16

2. Name your favorite Tom Waits release/album (compilations ok)
Rain Dogs I guess

3. Most satisfying sexual position
I guess I gotta go w DS (slight edge over CG)

4. Do you have a car?
Yep.

5.  The concert you are most glad you where at
This year, GBV @Otto

6. Do you prefer the term "latino" or "hispanic"
I'm not sure I have a vote

7.musical instrument you wish you could play
Piano or guitar (or any)

8. Did you buy a Christmas tree this year?
Yes

9. Average time of work commute
30 min

10. Do you believe in God?
Yep

[K8teebug]

1. How many haircuts did you get in 2017?
Really not sure. 3 or 4?

2. Name your favorite Tom Waits release/album (compilations ok)
Rain Dogs and Mule Variations.

3. Most satisfying sexual position
Not telling you that.

4. Do you have a car?
Yes.

5.  The concert you are most glad you where at
This year? Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. Ever? David Bowie (twice)

6. Do you prefer the term "latino" or "hispanic"
Latino

7.musical instrument you wish you could play
Bass/drums (But I can play the piano)

8. Did you buy a Christmas tree this year?
Yes. Two of them. Actually technically I bought 4. The real one was too dry, so I got a white tree with little blue trees to go with it, and a pink tree for my office (yes, too much info, but you asked).

9. Average time of work commute
30-45 mins.

10. Do you believe in God?
Some sort of something.