Meanwhile, in Canada...

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Canada is taping into their strategic reserves...just not the one you think it is...very Canadian

https://www.npr.org/2021/11/25/1059236116/canada-taps-into-strategic-reserves-to-deal-with-massive-shortage-of-maple-syrup

[sweetcell]

this gets a solid 9 on the how-canadian-is-it-o-meter:

Calgary TikToker designs Canada's new moose crossing sign 'out of boredom'


(Space alert: subject of this article is relatively hot, so you'll enjoy it)

[Starsky]

Neil Young has a song called “Canerican” on his new album


Ever heard this term before?

[sweetcell]

i haven't!  which is surprising, since i have two of them in my house.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Joe Rogan booked a show in Vancouver and it sold out but he can’t get into Canada because he’s unvaccinated. Oh Canada!

[sweetcell]

"you can keep him... sorry (not sorry)"

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

"you can keep him... sorry (not sorry)"

Yeah, Canada can totally keep him. Then cut off his access to Internet.

[GAY,GUY]

Rupaul's Drag Race Canada Season 2.  The worst fucking season, of the entire franchise.

[kosmo vinyl]

cross posting to headline thread

Police look for leads in Christmas butter heist in Trenton, Ont.

Ontario Provincial Police have released photos of a suspect vehicle believed to be involved in the theft of $200,000 worth of butter from a facility in Trenton, Ont. on Dec. 25, 2021.

https://ottawa.ctvnews.ca/police-look-for-leads-in-christmas-butter-heist-in-trenton-ont-1.5722455

multi scripts being written as we speak...

[Justin Tonation]

cross posting to headline thread

Police look for leads in Christmas butter heist in Trenton, Ont.

Ontario Provincial Police have released photos of a suspect vehicle believed to be involved in the theft of $200,000 worth of butter from a facility in Trenton, Ont. on Dec. 25, 2021.

https://ottawa.ctvnews.ca/police-look-for-leads-in-christmas-butter-heist-in-trenton-ont-1.5722455

multi scripts being written as we speak...

It was this butter-faced Canadian.

[sweetcell]

It was this butter-faced Canadian.

you owe me a new keyboard.

[sweetcell]

Canada will take over the world in 2022.
Then you'll all be sorry.

[kosmo vinyl]

Canada will take over the world in 2022.
Then you'll all be sorry.

More like dancing in the streets

[Starsky]

Seriously….


I always think of Robin Williams’ words about Canada…

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Umm, thanks for the dystopian predictions Prepare for Right-Wing U.S. Dictatorship Before 2030, Scholar Urges Canada