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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: sweetcell on March 08, 2018, 08:03:12 pm

Title: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on March 08, 2018, 08:03:12 pm
Hundreds of doctors in Canada are protesting. They say they make too much (https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/08/health/canada-doctor-raises-trnd/index.html)
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: hutch on March 08, 2018, 08:22:18 pm
Ahhhh...Canada...it relaxes me just to say it
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: vansmack on March 08, 2018, 09:55:44 pm
700 physicians, general practitioners, specialists, residents and medical students in Quebec signed a petition.

Quebec alone has 10,000 doctors.

Overstate much?
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 09, 2018, 09:48:36 am
we needed a Canada thread...so thanks for starting
wish I had some blame canada dig for my comment...but now that there is a thread, I know where to put it
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: hutch on March 09, 2018, 10:02:10 am
The funny thing is there should be no Canada...if George Washington had been a half decent strategist we would have taken it over at the very beginning of the War for Independence...but it probably - I suppose - could be argued Canada has been a blessing...itís mellow reasoned existence a nice counterweight to the US...Canada is to the US as Uruguay is to Argentina...an arguably fortunate historical accident
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on March 09, 2018, 12:57:32 pm
The funny thing is there should be no Canada...if George Washington had been a half decent strategist we would have taken it over at the very beginning of the War for Independence...but it probably - I suppose - could be argued Canada has been a blessing...itís mellow reasoned existence a nice counterweight to the US...Canada is to the US as Uruguay is to Argentina...an arguably fortunate historical accident

pffff... this is a thinly-veiled variation of anne coulter's "canada should be happy that the US lets it exist"...   

by the same token, the US is lucky that the british (future canandians) let the US continue to be, given the complete and thorough sacking  they put on Washington DC.  had they continued their campaign instead of retreating once their point was made, they would have caused the US to collapse.   

so maybe we should just call it even ;D
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: vansmack on March 09, 2018, 01:14:12 pm
we needed a Canada thread...

A quick search will indicate we've had plenty, nearly all started by the same person, most die just after one page (save for the hockey thread).
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 09, 2018, 04:55:51 pm
(https://media.giphy.com/media/W8U86aXfzZnTG/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Space Freely on March 09, 2018, 05:43:03 pm
we needed a Canada thread...

A quick search will indicate we've had plenty, nearly all started by the same person, most die just after one page (save for the hockey thread).

Even then, what does hockey *really* have to do with Canada. Most NHL teams are in the USA, and most Olympic hockey teams aren't in Canada.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: hutch on March 09, 2018, 06:49:50 pm
Canada thread backlash
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on March 09, 2018, 06:54:42 pm
we needed a Canada thread...

A quick search will indicate we've had plenty, nearly all started by the same person, most die just after one page (save for the hockey thread).

Even then, what does hockey *really* have to do with Canada. Most NHL teams are in the USA

same line of thinking: what does baseball *really* have to do with the US?  Most professional baseball teams aren't in the US.

and most Olympic hockey teams aren't in Canada.

i want you to re-read that very carefully, then think about it.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on March 09, 2018, 07:33:11 pm
(https://i.imgflip.com/174shv.jpg)
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: vansmack on March 10, 2018, 02:12:42 pm
Is that really Canada?

First off, not a mountie.

Second, why would a Canadian cop be wearing a bulletproof vest with all the wonderful Canadian gun policies you tout?

Smackie calls BS.  I immediately call for you to extend your visit to SF so that we can see the new Super Troopers (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEed-o8fVpM) together. 
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: vansmack on March 10, 2018, 02:13:24 pm
This space reserved.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: vansmack on March 12, 2018, 04:35:53 pm
Owner of Vancouver encryption company trafficked drugs, aided cartel, U.S. says (http://vancouversun.com/news/crime/owner-of-vancouver-encryption-company-trafficked-drugs-aided-cartel-u-s-says)
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on March 12, 2018, 05:09:53 pm
First off, not a mountie.

correct, looks like an OPP (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ontario_Provincial_Police) officer.  mounties are national, and in many remote locations (AKA most of the country) the only police force, but there are provincial and municipal police forces as well.

Second, why would a Canadian cop be wearing a bulletproof vest with all the wonderful Canadian gun policies you tout?

for protection from stray americans.

Smackie calls BS.  I immediately call for you to extend your visit to SF so that we can see the new Super Troopers (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEed-o8fVpM) together. 

i would LOVE to, but i'd need to extend my visit by 3 or 4 days... movie opens on 4/20. 
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: vansmack on March 12, 2018, 05:47:59 pm
looks like an OPP (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ontario_Provincial_Police) officer. 

Wait, Canadians aren't down with OPP?  So much so that they need officers?  That's not very friendly...

for protection from stray americans.

I see - Canadians think every American is a gun-toting jack-ass, much the way 45 thinks every Mexican is a raping murderer.  That's not better.

i would LOVE to, but i'd need to extend my visit by 3 or 4 days... movie opens on 4/20. 

Oh, I'm well aware and I've already worked it out with the Mrs., who BTW, absolutely LOATHES Super Troopers with a passion like it was a bad date with an ex-boyfriend, because it was. And he was a Trooper. Great story, be sure to ask her!
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 13, 2018, 08:23:04 am
looks like an OPP (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ontario_Provincial_Police) officer. 
Wait, Canadians aren't down with OPP? 
yeah, you know me

Quote
much the way 45 thinks every Mexican is a raping murderer.
get yer facts straight a drug dealing raping murderer!


and this
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/29062725_1881970718511290_4358243558818316288_n.jpg?oh=6a5f8bf70f51795a658dac58760f11e4&oe=5B01AC1C)
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on June 29, 2018, 05:38:37 pm
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/36343698_1782596021788248_8051999275434901504_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&_nc_eui2=AeHC0LQpKSwAHSU6L_lajIg1NoyHPOG02UW9yWMALnjUuOAGKhvTEx0Ln1f1J0xY6x1YTrMfBUBrJtugeObA_TVrfL55OyQOqObYgF85KKmNkw&oh=15f0760eb0df19485b1ed7fdf67a9440&oe=5BE79B5E)

Yes it's coming July 1st...get ready for a throw down
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Julian, Adroit TASTEMAKER on June 29, 2018, 05:46:28 pm
Canít wait to see what aging former Red Wing they bring back this year! Will it be Vanek? Filppula? Itís a Canada Day tradition. 🇨🇦
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: vansmack on June 29, 2018, 06:59:47 pm
Meanwhile, in Edmonton.....

Two missing ceiling tiles and a slightly bent metal shelf are the only signs left behind after an eventful arrest at a Spruce Grove convenience store two days ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gTXqIHxK0g

I'm quite certain the police officers were saying "sorry, sorry" the entire time....
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on October 19, 2018, 09:43:31 am
This is funny for a lot of reasons
but the line : Music too Canadian
as a reason for calling a lawyer is just about the funniest thing I've heard all week
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/44387232_2000817783298129_8018415199570624512_n.jpg?_nc_cat=100&oh=422efc768f1c55e3f313f3663fb1638b&oe=5C4984A5)

although this line is pretty good too:
The lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on March 01, 2019, 01:58:01 pm
75 Car Pile Up Outside Of Montreal And A Hockey Game Breaks OutÖOnly In Canada.
http://fx1019.ca/blog/75-car-pile-up-outside-of-montreal-and-a-hockey-game-brakes-out-only-in-canada/
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 05, 2019, 06:11:24 pm
Ok...can someone explain what is the scandal?
I listened to a commentary for 20 mins last night on NPR and still couldn't figure out what the hell was going on?
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: hutch on March 05, 2019, 06:38:18 pm
As I understand it he did the equivalent of our president pressuring the justice department regarding some company


Azaghal was up in arms about it on Twitter saying he never understood people calling Trudeau a progressive and he never met a pipeline he didnít like

Our resident Canadian will set us straight I hope
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: vansmack on March 05, 2019, 08:28:43 pm
Ok...can someone explain what is the scandal?
I listened to a commentary for 20 mins last night on NPR and still couldn't figure out what the hell was going on?

Look, it's Canada.  Anytime you don't say please, thank you or apologize it's a scandal.

Butts Out (https://www.economist.com/the-americas/2019/02/21/resignations-rattle-justin-trudeau)
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on March 05, 2019, 09:02:55 pm
*sigh*...

SNC-Lavalin is a big construction contractor.  they had contracts in libya, 2001-2011, that were supposedly won based on bribes they gave to libyan officials (including Qaddafi).  SNC has been under investigation for those bribes.  the government could either go big and prosecute in criminal court, possibly bankrupting the company; or pursue a negotiated settlement - which is what SNC wanted, given that it's faster, cheaper, and no one goes to jail.  the attorney general rejected the request for negotiations and started a criminal investigation.

the scandal is that the Prime Minister's Office (PMO) tried to intervene.  they tried to influence/pressure the AG and get her to go with a negotiated settlement.  just like in the US, the AG is supposed to be independent.  if the president or PM puts pressure on the AG = obstruction of justice.  SNC is based in Montreal, where Trudeau's home riding (district) is, so part of the message was "don't kill SNC because it's bad for my future election prospects".   apparently SNC did a ton of lobbying immediately after Trudeau was elected... and the law that allows the government to negotiate instead of investigate was enacted by the Trudeau government, leading some to say that it was created specifically to protect SNC.  lately, a bunch of ministers have been resigning to distance themselves from this developing scandal.  with each resignation, it's looking worse and worse for JT.

my un-hot take: JT done effed up.  it was illegal.  that being said, he is being held to an unfairly high standard.  if you look at the previous government (Harper), this SNC scandal is a drop in the bucket (https://www.thestar.com/news/federal-election/2015/08/14/a-conservative-collection-of-harper-government-scandals.html).  but because JT rode in on a high horse but didn't stick the landing 100%, he's now being dragged through the mud.  might cost him the upcoming election.  so for one (very bad) infraction, JT might be kicked out and replaced with something much worse - but that worse replacement isn't held to the same standards, so the bad shit they'll do will be swept under the rug just like with Harper.


analogy: after 4 horrible years of trump, someone like O'Rourke is elected.  he starts to right the ship, but after 3 years it is discovered that he tried to influence his AG in an illegal way.  despite it being his first scandal (vs. Trump's dozens of scandals over the same period), because he sold himself as righteous he gets crucified.  in retaliation, the voting public elects another trump in the next election... and will ignore that despot's dozens of scandals.  how enlightened.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Julian, Adroit TASTEMAKER on March 05, 2019, 09:32:31 pm
But how many people in Canada could identify members of Letís Active from a photograph?
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 05, 2019, 10:32:40 pm
*sigh*...
thanks, very cogent description of things

Look, it's Canada.  Anytime you don't say please, thank you or apologize it's a scandal.
well played, kinda lobbed it to ya, but sent it to the bleachers
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on March 06, 2019, 01:43:49 pm
this post captures my feelings on the SNC thing:

(https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/53607144_2080238922058138_6023275493258690560_n.png?_nc_cat=1&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=db5fa669650f47720039f9107ef495f8&oe=5D217D91)
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 07, 2019, 05:27:04 pm
back to more important Canadian topics

(https://video-images.vice.com/_uncategorized/1550090634087-51968890_250313755888896_3166387939450028032_n.jpeg?resize=1050:*)
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: vansmack on March 07, 2019, 05:37:17 pm
back to more important Canadian topics

Assman Will not take this sitting down (https://jalopnik.com/assman-will-not-take-this-sitting-down-1832602198?)
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 08, 2019, 10:17:39 am
Canada....wins in the Moose Truce (https://globalnews.ca/news/5028280/norway-saskatchewan-officially-declare-truce-end-moose-war/)
I am sure the apologized to Norway for winning too
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on March 08, 2019, 01:31:54 pm
they did the moose dance!!!

and peace returned to our times...
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Justin Tonation on March 12, 2019, 08:45:17 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D1J9G-qW0AAJVur.jpg)

Dumb & Dumber in Nova Scotia (https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/03/12/more-stupid-than-it-was-criminal-road-tripping-brothers-caused-hours-mayhem-border/?utm_term=.55fc0b962679)
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 14, 2019, 09:42:37 am
(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_gKQKwLZ8XUs/S9imcPyaJQI/AAAAAAAAChs/n3qrLo5iLyI/s800/Graphjam-Canadians.jpg)
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on March 14, 2019, 12:48:52 pm
^ can confirm.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 29, 2019, 11:01:16 am
(https://i.imgur.com/Rcaa7bs.gif)
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Relaxer on March 29, 2019, 11:16:00 am
I used to work for a company that was based in Toronto and about 15 years ago, I traveled up there for an on-site all staff meeting. All of a sudden, I was surrounded by Canadians that were my age and demographic. And every time I heard one of them earnestly say 'eh?' I was just so tickled. Yeah, it wasn't constant or ubiquitous, but it was like seeing an Australian say "dollaradoos" or a Brit saying "Cor blimey!" or an American shooting up a school.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on April 05, 2019, 12:17:26 pm
Hinterland Whoís Who: The Hockey Mom
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=10155373400778577

this is likely to be funny only to me.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on April 08, 2019, 04:55:46 pm
go ahead, try not to well up:
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=265172541043355
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/carey-price-young-fan-1.5038658
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on April 12, 2019, 02:21:54 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyg_1qHHSM4
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: vansmack on April 30, 2019, 07:07:29 pm
(https://www.economist.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/640-width/20190504_WOC813_0.png)

So by my reading of this male, rich, immigrants from Canada bullshit the most.

I've been warning you all about Sweetcell from DAY ONE.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on April 30, 2019, 07:32:54 pm
i'm not 15, and we aren't communicating via a math test.

otherwise, spot on.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Julian, Adroit TASTEMAKER on April 30, 2019, 07:47:53 pm
i'm not 15, and we aren't communicating via a math test.
This aggression towards the rolling compendium of integers will not stand.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on May 20, 2019, 02:33:13 pm
(https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/60586837_472083250264055_8494974419863601152_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=baf3502434012b8b738296d36b282b3d&oe=5D662D56)
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Julian, Adroit TASTEMAKER on May 20, 2019, 02:42:25 pm
So, what nationality is The Rock in this meme-scenario?
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on November 05, 2019, 02:59:12 pm
sooo....sometimes us middle North Americans have a hard time taking Canadians seriously

I present the official photo of the nine current judges of the Supreme Court of Canada.
(https://www.narcity.com/u/2019/11/05/f8a9f8c69add5a905be4e18c8315a7d0.png_1200x630.png)
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Space Freely on November 05, 2019, 03:12:39 pm
sooo....sometimes us middle North Americans have a hard time taking Canadians seriously

I present the official photo of the nine current judges of the Supreme Court of Canada.
(https://www.narcity.com/u/2019/11/05/f8a9f8c69add5a905be4e18c8315a7d0.png_1200x630.png)

Nine white people.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on November 05, 2019, 03:13:57 pm
dear vespa-hatch,

canada's legal system is closely modeled on british common law.  as such, canadian follow house of lords fashion advice.

also, the north pole is in canada.  santa is essentially a judge: have you been naughty or nice?  hence, the above fashion choices.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on November 05, 2019, 03:17:55 pm
sooo....sometimes us middle North Americans have a hard time taking Canadians seriously

I present the official photo of the nine current judges of the Supreme Court of Canada.
(https://www.narcity.com/u/2019/11/05/f8a9f8c69add5a905be4e18c8315a7d0.png_1200x630.png)

Nine white people.

more women!  win some, lose some...
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Julian, Adroit TASTEMAKER on November 05, 2019, 03:18:26 pm
sooo....sometimes us middle North Americans have a hard time taking Canadians seriously

I present the official photo of the nine current judges of the Supreme Court of Canada.
(https://www.narcity.com/u/2019/11/05/f8a9f8c69add5a905be4e18c8315a7d0.png_1200x630.png)

Nine white people.

more women!  win some, lose some...
And a mullet!
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on November 05, 2019, 03:25:37 pm
this is totally a thing... jules can confirm:

(https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/74574259_2540723342641348_3832788480912523264_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_oc=AQmF5GMZ5Xr-Yx5mG0GoW_d3rf0xQiSW7yufFJ_AT6QT9R574K8aZFPAC1YWXB-rS-E&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=f05060374130dd163a22a4bcb87a3fa3&oe=5E558851)
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Julian, Adroit TASTEMAKER on November 05, 2019, 04:16:44 pm
this is totally a thing... jules can confirm:

(https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/74574259_2540723342641348_3832788480912523264_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_oc=AQmF5GMZ5Xr-Yx5mG0GoW_d3rf0xQiSW7yufFJ_AT6QT9R574K8aZFPAC1YWXB-rS-E&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=f05060374130dd163a22a4bcb87a3fa3&oe=5E558851)
Absolutely a Michigan thing as well.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on November 05, 2019, 04:45:52 pm
I will go on record as never wanting to live somewhere that I have to change my tires tyres by season

the north pole is in canada. 
last I checked
 the North Pole is located in the middle of the Arctic Ocean amid waters that are almost permanently covered with constantly shifting sea ice.


also
Currently, under international law, no country owns the North Pole or the region of the Arctic Ocean surrounding it.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on November 05, 2019, 06:27:42 pm
I will go on record as never wanting to live somewhere that I have to change my tires tyres by season

the north pole is in canada. 
last I checked
 the North Pole is located in the middle of the Arctic Ocean amid waters that are almost permanently covered with constantly shifting sea ice.


also
Currently, under international law, no country owns the North Pole or the region of the Arctic Ocean surrounding it.


it's part of canadian mythology that santa clause is canadian, he lives at the north pole, ergo the north pole is in canada.

santa's mailing address (https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/santa-is-real-postal-code-is-h0h-0h0-canada-defends-the-myth-544115)? "... tens of thousands of children's letters from around the world addressed to Santa Claus, North Pole, H0H 0H0, Canada."

Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on January 23, 2020, 02:43:20 am
sure, we have impeachment on this side of the border, but if you want a REAL scandal just look north of the 49th:

Justin Trudeau finds himself deep in doughnut drama after photo takes off online (https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/22/politics/justin-trudeau-doughnut-shop-prices/index.html)


this is brass-knuckles politics, canadian-stylee.  you've been warned.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on January 23, 2020, 02:02:00 pm
you lost one of your greatest citizens

https://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/479570-neil-young-celebrates-his-new-us-citizenship
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: vansmack on January 23, 2020, 02:51:33 pm
you lost one of your greatest citizens

https://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/479570-neil-young-celebrates-his-new-us-citizenship

"Yeah, I'm a US citizen!  I can vote for the President!" 

All great news. Then....

"I live in California!"

Oh......nevermind.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on January 23, 2020, 02:56:39 pm
you lost one of your greatest citizens

https://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/479570-neil-young-celebrates-his-new-us-citizenship

"Yeah, I'm a US citizen!  I can vote for the President!" 

All great news. Then....

"I live in California!"

Oh......nevermind.

ya know, i use the same line on the missus... we're in WA, one more blue vote ain't gonna change nuthing. 

also, i'm lazy as fuck.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Space Freely on January 23, 2020, 03:09:09 pm
you lost one of your greatest citizens

https://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/479570-neil-young-celebrates-his-new-us-citizenship

Didn't he become a dual citizen?
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: vansmack on January 23, 2020, 03:17:46 pm
also, i'm lazy as fuck.

I think you're just afraid of the test.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: hutch on January 23, 2020, 03:52:02 pm
Neil is one of us now! Love it
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on January 23, 2020, 04:28:36 pm
also, i'm lazy as fuck.

I think you're just afraid of the test.

only test i'm afraid of involves a plastic cup and a stall.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on January 23, 2020, 07:20:03 pm
RMR: Celebrity Winter Advice with Geddy Lee (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOVh_C7XTHA)


best comment:
People worried about their brain should always wear a helmet.
Doesn't wear a helmet
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on February 01, 2020, 02:26:08 am
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9431828224/h5476F588/animal-canadians-they-see-miles-per-hour-instead-syrup-per-moose-angry-beaver-noises)
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on February 01, 2020, 02:33:22 am
"if korean pop is kpop, does that mean canadian rap is crap?"
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: hutch on February 01, 2020, 02:36:25 am
Canadians rap? I donít see it
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on February 01, 2020, 03:13:33 am
just like any other country in the world, there are canadian rappers. unfortunately the two that you would recognize used to rap a lot more, nowadays they tend to sing more: Drake and The Weeknd.  i doubt that names like the Dream Warriors, K-os, Abdominal, Rascalz, etc. would mean much to you (understandably). 


oh - Tom Green was in a rap group, Organized Rhyme, way back in the day ;D
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 26, 2020, 01:56:20 pm
(https://postmediaedmontonjournal2.files.wordpress.com/2020/03/0326_city_bobanddoug_7-s.jpg?quality=100&strip=all&w=564)
Bob and Doug McKenzie return to Edmonton as statues during COVID-19 (https://edmontonjournal.com/news/local-news/bob-and-doug-mckenzie-return-to-edmonton-as-statues-during-covid-19)
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 31, 2020, 10:38:12 am
Canada just passed their stimulus... $8,000 per person - $2k per month for four months..
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: excontradiction on March 31, 2020, 11:22:02 am
Canada just passed their stimulus... $8,000 per person - $2k per month for four months..

To be fair, there's only like 7 people up there.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 31, 2020, 11:34:35 am
Canada just passed their stimulus... $8,000 per person - $2k per month for four months..

To be fair, there's only like 7 people up there.
I think its closer to 38 mill
but correct me if I'm wrong, but the Canadian version of the 3/5ths compromise is that it allows Moose to be counted as a part of that number
although, I haven't heard word if the Moose are eligible for the same payments
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Julian, Adroit TASTEMAKER on March 31, 2020, 01:12:40 pm
My sister was bit by a moose once. Moose bites can be pretty nasty.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on March 31, 2020, 01:53:41 pm
Canada just passed their stimulus... $8,000 per person - $2k per month for four months..

To be fair, there's only like 7 people up there.

6.  i'm now down here.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 31, 2020, 01:56:48 pm
Canada just passed their stimulus... $8,000 per person - $2k per month for four months..

To be fair, there's only like 7 people up there.

6.  i'm now down here.
5. Neil Young is now here too
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Julian, Adroit TASTEMAKER on March 31, 2020, 02:08:43 pm
Canada just passed their stimulus... $8,000 per person - $2k per month for four months..

To be fair, there's only like 7 people up there.

6.  i'm now down here.
5. Neil Young is now here too
Its getting sparse for sure. Simply being born in Detroit has made me a member of Parliament. I had to vote on this shit.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: hutch on April 01, 2020, 10:24:10 pm
I hear Canada is banning alcohol sales?
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Julian, Adroit TASTEMAKER on April 01, 2020, 11:51:07 pm
I hear Canada is banning alcohol sales?
Donít worry ó Iím on my way to the Hill in Ottawa to talk to the viceroy and get this stopped. Theyíll take Molson from us over my dead body.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on April 02, 2020, 12:59:34 pm
I hear Canada is banning alcohol sales?
Donít worry ó Iím on my way to the Hill in Ottawa to talk to the viceroy and get this stopped. Theyíll take Molson from us over my dead body.

dang, you really are canadian!

i haven't read or heard anything about banning alcohol sales.  generally, it's a bad idea.  for the serious alcoholic, going cold turkey can have disastrous results that require hospitalization - something we're desperately trying to avoid.  i've read this argument many times now: liquor stores have to stay open, to keep alcoholics out of the ER.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: vansmack on April 19, 2020, 05:48:35 pm
Gunman, wearing police uniform, kills several (https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/the_americas/rcmp-officer-killed-portapique-nova-scotia-shooting/2020/04/19/5ec80d1c-8255-11ea-81a3-9690c9881111_story.html)
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Space Freely on April 19, 2020, 07:06:08 pm
Gunman, wearing police uniform, kills several (https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/the_americas/rcmp-officer-killed-portapique-nova-scotia-shooting/2020/04/19/5ec80d1c-8255-11ea-81a3-9690c9881111_story.html)

Seems like it would be an ideal time for a gunman to wear a mask.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on April 20, 2020, 06:12:33 am
sadly the news kept getting worse...16 dead
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on April 20, 2020, 11:41:10 pm
horrible, horrible day.  so senseless.

here's something that almost took canuckistanis' minds off of the tragedy: https://www.facebook.com/jasonchanson/videos/10158623150361159/

*swoons*
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on April 21, 2020, 08:33:15 am
*swoons*
wow...after seeing that I don't even need a cup of coffee
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 10, 2020, 03:02:48 pm
Geddy, Beebs, Avril, Buble and more do bill withers (https://www.jambase.com/article/geddy-lee-justin-bieber-canadian-lean-on-me-benefit-video?)
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 11, 2020, 10:13:08 pm
speaking of Canadians....Bryan Adams has had enough and the internet is not happy

Bryan Adams@bryanadams

Tonight was supposed to be the beginning of a tenancy of gigs at the @royalalberthall, but thanks to some fucking bat eating, wet market animal selling, virus making greedy bastards, the whole world is on now hold.Ö https://instagram.com/p/CADYjsonDVJ/
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Julian, Adroit TASTEMAKER on May 12, 2020, 09:36:15 am
speaking of Canadians....Bryan Adams has had enough and the internet is not happy

Bryan Adams@bryanadams

Tonight was supposed to be the beginning of a tenancy of gigs at the @royalalberthall, but thanks to some fucking bat eating, wet market animal selling, virus making greedy bastards, the whole world is on now hold.Ö https://instagram.com/p/CADYjsonDVJ/
Woof. He's really waking up the neighbors with that low-grade racism.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Yada on May 12, 2020, 09:41:46 am
speaking of Canadians....Bryan Adams has had enough and the internet is not happy

Bryan Adams@bryanadams

Tonight was supposed to be the beginning of a tenancy of gigs at the @royalalberthall, but thanks to some fucking bat eating, wet market animal selling, virus making greedy bastards, the whole world is on now hold.Ö https://instagram.com/p/CADYjsonDVJ/
Woof. He's really waking up the neighbors with that low-grade racism.

Is Space Bryan Adams??????
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 12, 2020, 12:23:08 pm
Teen caught driving 191 mph in his father's car (https://www.cbsnews.com/news/teen-driver-speeding-191-mph-canada-fathers-car/)
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on May 12, 2020, 07:15:56 pm
speaking of Canadians....Bryan Adams has had enough and the internet is not happy

Bryan Adams@bryanadams

Tonight was supposed to be the beginning of a tenancy of gigs at the @royalalberthall, but thanks to some fucking bat eating, wet market animal selling, virus making greedy bastards, the whole world is on now hold.Ö https://instagram.com/p/CADYjsonDVJ/ (https://instagram.com/p/CADYjsonDVJ/)
Woof. He's really waking up the neighbors with that low-grade racism.

of course he's said "sorry"... (https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/12/entertainment/bryan-adams-coronavirus-china-trnd/index.html)
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 12, 2020, 08:19:31 pm
speaking of Canadians....Bryan Adams has had enough and the internet is not happy

Bryan Adams@bryanadams

Tonight was supposed to be the beginning of a tenancy of gigs at the @royalalberthall, but thanks to some fucking bat eating, wet market animal selling, virus making greedy bastards, the whole world is on now hold.Ö https://instagram.com/p/CADYjsonDVJ/ (https://instagram.com/p/CADYjsonDVJ/)
Woof. He's really waking up the neighbors with that low-grade racism.

of course he's said "sorry"... (https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/12/entertainment/bryan-adams-coronavirus-china-trnd/index.html)
#onbrandcanuck
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 19, 2020, 07:42:05 am
Biden's virtual campaign speech repeatedly interrupted by geese (https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/498366-bidens-virtual-campaign-speech-repeatedly-interrupted-by-geese)

let's be clear, they buried the lede
these weren't American geese, these were the Canada type
I blame Trudeau!
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on May 19, 2020, 12:11:54 pm
just reminding him who's boss.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 19, 2020, 12:20:36 pm
just reminding him who's boss.
Waitaminute
are the Geese are the boss?!
totally put them low on the food chain
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on May 19, 2020, 01:45:09 pm
those geese are canada's enforcers. 

"you'd better toe the line, or my good friend Honkey and his friends might need to pay you a little visit..." <geese cross wings and make swampland gang symbols>
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on May 22, 2020, 04:49:58 am
(https://defused.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/stray-dog-protects-kittens.jpg)
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Justin Tonation on May 22, 2020, 07:00:53 pm
(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/163F2/production/_112422119_fc74cac5-a155-4d0d-8836-dd1a6b2d7db6.jpg)

Canada v US: Loon stabs eagle through heart (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-52779727)

Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 22, 2020, 09:45:06 pm
damn, those Canadians are cold
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on May 23, 2020, 03:08:56 am
damn, those Canadians are cold

c'mon, the eagle killed her baby - of course mama loon gonna go berserk.  baldie has it comin'.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on May 23, 2020, 09:34:14 am
Bald eagles get a rep for being badass.
They sure look it but are just a step away from being a vultures
Hawks and Owls, on the other hand, are vicious (which I could add that guitar riff from transformer here...think it in your mind)
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on May 29, 2020, 07:26:27 pm
Canada AF (https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/ottawa-couple-surprised-to-find-a-moose-in-their-backyard-pool-1.5589964)
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on June 01, 2020, 01:18:37 pm
Russia not welcome at G7, Canada's Trudeau says (https://www.reuters.com/article/us-g7-summit-canada-idUSKBN23832L)

checks notes...well I'll be darned, Canada is in the G7 too
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on June 01, 2020, 04:02:21 pm
Russia not welcome at G7, Canada's Trudeau says (https://www.reuters.com/article/us-g7-summit-canada-idUSKBN23832L)

checks notes...well I'll be darned, Canada is in the G7 too

Aren't geopolitics cool? America should look into it!
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on June 05, 2020, 03:16:09 pm
...Do Canadians retire to OK?

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EZwvXEDXkAAQcxq?format=jpg&name=large)
Outback is most popular in DC.  This doesn't even seem remotely accurate

I'm a little shocked too that Chuck-e-Cheese is considered a food chain and it's #1 in three states?!
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: gavroche on June 05, 2020, 03:49:25 pm
...Do Canadians retire to OK?

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EZwvXEDXkAAQcxq?format=jpg&name=large)
Outback is most popular in DC.  This doesn't even seem remotely accurate

I'm a little shocked too that Chuck-e-Cheese is considered a food chain and it's #1 in three states?!

Is there even an outback in DC?  And Iowa definitely doesn't have In-N-Out.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Justin Tonation on June 05, 2020, 06:38:49 pm
And no Carl Jrs in Maryland. This map is total shite.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on June 05, 2020, 07:00:42 pm
there are no tim hortons in OK (source (https://www.scrapehero.com/location-reports/Tim%20Hortons-USA/)). there are no In-N-Outs in WA (source: me, believe me, i'd know).  i don't remember ever seeing an outback in DC.   new jersey loving olive garden is the only one that checks out.

you might want to take a look at the acronym of the "organization" that provided the data...

someone just made that shit up, to rile people up (https://www.reddit.com/r/oklahoma/comments/gx9fs2/according_to_this_bizarre_graphic_tim_hortons_is/).  looks like it's working.  thanks, barstool.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: kosmo vinyl on June 09, 2020, 05:19:55 pm
Not the Onion, just Canada being Canada

How a Fight With Clowns Led to the Birth of Modern Policing in Toronto

https://torontoist.com/2013/09/how-a-fight-with-clowns-led-to-the-birth-of-modern-policing-in-toronto/
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on June 09, 2020, 06:34:09 pm
there are no tim hortons in OK (source (https://www.scrapehero.com/location-reports/Tim%20Hortons-USA/)).
So the barstool crew got me...but I love that Sweets knows the source to locate where the Tim Horton's are
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on June 10, 2020, 03:46:02 am
but I love that Sweets knows the source to locate where the Tim Horton's are

your daily canuckistan insight: timmy's is a religion north of the 49th.  american runs on dunkin', canada lives off of timmy's.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: kosmo vinyl on June 12, 2020, 07:11:33 am
They are hopefully getting prepared to invade us!

https://youtu.be/TtwzCmLo0yY

https://www.invadeuscanada.com/



it's a good thing we already have our very own Spy In The House Of Love..
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 01, 2020, 11:48:27 am
Happy Birthday, Canada!

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/PointedSpicyFawn-size_restricted.gif)


In 1980, ďO CanadaĒ became Canadaís national anthemóthough first sung in French 100 years earlier. Letís celebrate our national anthemís 40th with some vintage gramophone recordings from our collection.
https://twitter.com/LibraryArchives/status/1278297380660539392
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EbxWCzcWkAE-oIc?format=jpg&name=small)
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on July 08, 2020, 12:40:55 pm
Trudeau skips summit with Trump as Canada's case numbers fall (https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2020/07/08/canada-trudeau-trump-coronavirus-covid-19-pandemic-contact-tracing-newton-pkg-nd-intl-ldn-vpx.cnn)
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: hutch on July 08, 2020, 12:46:17 pm
Canada fucking on top reminds us how we suck every day

Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 08, 2020, 12:51:29 pm
next...Trudeau builds a wall!
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on August 02, 2020, 01:08:34 pm
If youíre wondering what to do if tiktok is banned

think Canada (https://twitter.com/brittlestar/status/1289628434281496576?s=21)
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: WalkOnBack on August 03, 2020, 12:20:56 pm
the metric system, bullet line was especially good.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on August 03, 2020, 04:04:42 pm
President quid pro quo (https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1290341695939379203?s=21)
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on September 08, 2020, 02:06:45 pm
Guess I could move to MD...come on VA has come a long way this decade
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EhaNdjOX0AMJRS0?format=jpg&name=900x900)
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: kosmo vinyl on September 08, 2020, 02:14:20 pm
count me lots of coastal elites to be a part of
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: excontradiction on September 08, 2020, 02:16:24 pm
Maryland's on the map, but not listed :(  Also, what happens to DC?
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on September 08, 2020, 02:21:43 pm
^ gawd that would be unstoppable.  WANT.


will take VA, on probation.

other countries might as well stop playing hockey and curling altogether.  would be pointless. 
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on September 08, 2020, 02:23:42 pm
must have been written by a canadian: PN? MY?
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Justin Tonation on September 08, 2020, 05:58:21 pm
Guess I could move to MD...come on VA has come a long way this decade

Trade DelMarVa for NoVa. Jesusland keeps it's NASCAR track and dead soldier AFB. I'd miss the tax-free Apple Store near Wilmington, though.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on September 08, 2020, 07:43:30 pm
Maryland's on the map, but not listed :(  Also, what happens to DC?

i think "MY" is supposed to be maryland.  DC is definitely in.  i wonder what the new capital of jesusland will be... prolly somewhere in texas.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: hutch on September 08, 2020, 10:01:22 pm
It wouldnít solve everything as the divide is also within states....between rural and urban areas.... I guess you would water down the Republicans but depending on what system of government the United States of Canada had they could still make trouble...You would still have local Trumpist governments everywhere

I guess itís fun to think about but it doesnít bear much scrutiny... I mean the Trump virus has taken substantial root in even much of what would form the US of Canada... I mean look at places like Pennsylvania

The defining characteristic of modern America seems to be an incredibly large number of assholes everywhere you look... itís very worrisome

You canít really do much to fix things when 40% of Americans are resentful bitter racist pricks who donít like facts or reason and just want to kick the ass of the rest of Americans...How do you fix that? Itís really not about issues but about fact 40% of Americans are assholes who feel reflected in and represented by an asshole President even if they know he is often lying to and conning them


Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Justin Tonation on September 14, 2020, 04:38:26 pm
Groundhogs to blame for scattered bones in Canada's biggest cemetery (https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/sep/14/groundhogs-montreal-cemetery-canada-bones?utm_term=Autofeed&CMP=twt_gu&utm_medium&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1600115043)

ďItís not respectful for the families,Ē she said.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on November 23, 2020, 12:51:52 pm
(https://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/201120211130-parks-canada-split-exlarge-169.jpg)
https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/22/americas/canada-warns-moose-lick-cars-trnd/index.html
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: shemptiness on December 03, 2020, 05:21:44 pm
Pub server takes glass to the face after mask dispute  (https://edmonton.ctvnews.ca/server-takes-glass-to-the-face-after-edmonton-pub-customer-reminded-of-mask-bylaw-1.5214695)

14 stitches
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on December 11, 2020, 09:25:44 am
(https://www.bing.com/images/blob?bcid=To3m5LWgiSQCdg)
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on January 08, 2021, 12:38:02 pm
Justin Trudeau@JustinTrudeau
Update on our border: As of today, if you are flying into Canada, you will need to present a negative COVID-19 test result before boarding your flight. The test must be conducted within 72 hours of your scheduled departure. If you do not comply, you will be denied from boarding.

I can still cross at Niagra falls...can't stop me, Justin!
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: vansmack on January 08, 2021, 02:13:54 pm
Justin Trudeau@JustinTrudeau
Update on our border: As of today, if you are flying into Canada, you will need to present a negative COVID-19 test result before boarding your flight. The test must be conducted within 72 hours of your scheduled departure. If you do not comply, you will be denied from boarding.

I can still cross at Niagra falls...can't stop me, Justin!

Yes, much easier for HI to implement than Canada, given geography.

I did read that Canada has purchased 5 vaccines per resident though, so it might be worth a test and trip to just to get the jab(s).
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on January 08, 2021, 02:51:20 pm
Justin Trudeau@JustinTrudeau
Update on our border: As of today, if you are flying into Canada, you will need to present a negative COVID-19 test result before boarding your flight. The test must be conducted within 72 hours of your scheduled departure. If you do not comply, you will be denied from boarding.

I can still cross at Niagra falls...can't stop me, Justin!

Yes, much easier for HI to implement than Canada, given geography.

I did read that Canada has purchased 5 vaccines per resident though, so it might be worth a test and trip to just to get the jab(s).
interesting...Sweets, you are not far from the border, do you still have citizenship?
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on January 08, 2021, 04:13:56 pm
Justin Trudeau@JustinTrudeau
Update on our border: As of today, if you are flying into Canada, you will need to present a negative COVID-19 test result before boarding your flight. The test must be conducted within 72 hours of your scheduled departure. If you do not comply, you will be denied from boarding.

I can still cross at Niagra falls...can't stop me, Justin!

Yes, much easier for HI to implement than Canada, given geography.

I did read that Canada has purchased 5 vaccines per resident though, so it might be worth a test and trip to just to get the jab(s).
interesting...Sweets, you are not far from the border, do you still have citizenship?

it's a little over 2 hours to the border from my place.  yes, i still have citizenship - need to go dual this year.  borders are still closed to non-essential travel.  as a canadian i might be able to make an argument to be let in to canuckistan, but i'd have problems trying to get back in to the US.  i'd rather not be stuck away from my family for as long as the pandemic is still raging.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on January 22, 2021, 04:01:11 pm
canuckistania, being under a repressive anarcho-socialist-communist regime, has its people brain-washed to the point that they adhere to lock-downs. 

in quebec, you can be fined for being outside your house between 8 p.m. and 5 a.m. from January 9 to February 8.  quebeckers out and aboot between those hours can be fined between $1,000 to $6,000.

ontario's current lock-down has a lot of rules.  the prime minister (equivalent to governor) of ontario, doug ford - yes, brother of rob - recorded a PSA in several languages (https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/doug-ford-releases-video-urging-people-to-stay-home-in-22-languages-1.5276384).  A+ for effort, D- for execution.

Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on January 22, 2021, 04:08:46 pm
in quebec, you can be fined for being outside your house between 8 p.m. and 5 a.m. from January 9 to February 8.
To be clear...it is negative 74 degrees during those times, so can't imagine there were lots of people just loitering around
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Space Freely on January 22, 2021, 04:21:22 pm
canuckistania, being under a repressive anarcho-socialist-communist regime, has its people brain-washed to the point that they adhere to lock-downs. 

in quebec, you can be fined for being outside your house between 8 p.m. and 5 a.m. from January 9 to February 8.  quebeckers out and aboot between those hours can be fined between $1,000 to $6,000.

ontario's current lock-down has a lot of rules.  the prime minister (equivalent to governor) of ontario, doug ford - yes, brother of rob - recorded a PSA in several languages (https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/doug-ford-releases-video-urging-people-to-stay-home-in-22-languages-1.5276384).  A+ for effort, D- for execution.

Seems like the citizens of Ontario who made Doug Ford a prime minister have about as much sense as the people who made Charles Flynn a four star general.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: excontradiction on January 22, 2021, 04:45:40 pm
in quebec, you can be fined for being outside your house between 8 p.m. and 5 a.m. from January 9 to February 8.
To be clear...it is negative 74 degrees during those times, so can't imagine there were lots of people just loitering around

So it's illegal to be homeless?
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on January 22, 2021, 04:47:05 pm
in quebec, you can be fined for being outside your house between 8 p.m. and 5 a.m. from January 9 to February 8.
To be clear...it is negative 74 degrees during those times, so can't imagine there were lots of people just loitering around

So it's illegal to be homeless?
come on man...it's Canada, there are no homeless
and if you are, you just queue up and get a free home
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on January 23, 2021, 12:34:21 am
clearly my work is done here.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Space Freely on January 26, 2021, 12:23:42 pm
Wealthy couple chartered a plane to the Yukon, took vaccines doses meant for Indigenous elders, authorities said

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2021/01/26/yukon-vaccine-couple-ekaterina-baker/

Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: hutch on January 26, 2021, 12:32:53 pm
We have capital punishment for a reason.


Were people always this shitty - and maybe we just never heard about it-or is it something about the modern condition that is turning more people into assholes?
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on January 26, 2021, 12:53:24 pm
Were people always this shitty
yes
Quote
- and maybe we just never heard about it
the 24 hour news cycle and citizen reporters has changed it so it's hard for Julian's America to fleece the chattle and use their wealth to get around laws and such
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Julian, Adroit TASTEMAKER on January 26, 2021, 01:02:03 pm
Those were Julianís Canadians, it appears.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on January 26, 2021, 01:03:13 pm
JA is more of a state of mind than a physical boundry
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Julian, Adroit TASTEMAKER on January 26, 2021, 01:11:48 pm
JA is more of a state of mind than a physical boundry
Where were you when I made that argument when there was that whole kerfuffle over me saying DFA1979 physically smelled so bad he should be shot at the border to JA?
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: hutch on January 26, 2021, 01:18:12 pm
Were people always this shitty
yes
Quote
- and maybe we just never heard about it
the 24 hour news cycle and citizen reporters has changed it so it's hard for Julian's America to fleece the chattle and use their wealth to get around laws and such


There is a lot of evidence (and writings) that Trumpís America is a product of the assholeization of America

Just driving around and observing, for example, I donít remember this aggressiveness and assholery on the roads being as pronounced twenty years ago..


What is your evidence for saying it was always thus?

I think there has been a change in our culture and increased selfishness in the past few decades and accelerating


Are you submitting that people are fundamentally always the same?
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on January 26, 2021, 01:40:46 pm
I think you heard about it way less than it was actually happening
The internet has really turned up the dial too...

I was more talking about how the wealthy do what every they like (thereby being shitty)

I also think you were way less bothered by assholes 20 years ago than you are today
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: hutch on January 26, 2021, 01:52:40 pm


I also think you were way less bothered by assholes 20 years ago than you are today


Disagree strongly

When I had my 18 month sojourn in Buenos Aires 2001-2 I couldnít get over all the assholery, the selfishness.. I missed America!!! You could cross the street here without fearing for your life
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on February 02, 2021, 05:33:16 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EtP_csAVkAEedN8?format=jpg&name=large)
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Julian, Adroit TASTEMAKER on February 02, 2021, 05:37:54 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EtP_csAVkAEedN8?format=jpg&name=large)
As Woke America was formed as a parliamentary co-principality with the leader of Julian's America and the CEO of J.M Smucker Company (the owners of the Folgers coffee brand) serving as co-princes, let me say Woke America is not going to take this laying down.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on February 03, 2021, 04:12:32 am
As Woke America was formed as a parliamentary co-principality with the leader of Julian's America and the CEO of J.M Smucker Company (the owners of the Folgers coffee brand) serving as co-princes, let me say Woke America is not going to take this laying down.

i spit-took.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Julian, Adroit TASTEMAKER on February 03, 2021, 09:16:28 am
As Woke America was formed as a parliamentary co-principality with the leader of Julian's America and the CEO of J.M Smucker Company (the owners of the Folgers coffee brand) serving as co-princes, let me say Woke America is not going to take this laying down.

i spit-took.
Somehow I knew if anyone got my clever allusion to Andorra, it would be you.
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: shemptiness on February 03, 2021, 04:49:30 pm
Canada declares the Proud Boys a terrorist group  (https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/the_americas/canada-proud-boys-terrorist-capitol-siege/2021/02/03/546b1d5c-6628-11eb-8468-21bc48f07fe5_story.html)
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: Neanderthal-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on February 08, 2021, 10:18:57 am
(many years ago)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EtjLTdnXMAEk3c8?format=jpg&name=small)
Prime Minister Trudeau carrying Prime Minister Trudeau.

Look at that shirt, I wish my leaders wore shirts like that
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on February 23, 2021, 05:03:59 pm
yeah, PET (https://www.everythingzoomer.com/lifestyle/style-beauty-grooming/2015/10/22/pierre-trudeau-a-look-back/) was the bomb back in the 60's and 70's.  his popularity (which i imagine was only aided by his fashion stylings) gave rise to "trudeaumania (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trudeaumania)": he was literally chased by young folks (mostly women) like the beatles.  he was a swinger*.  his wife, margaret, partied at studio 54 where she... partied (https://www.harpersbazaar.com/culture/features/a14456/margaret-trudeau-0416/) - while her husband was PM.

image search for "pierre elliott trudeau fashion" (https://www.google.com/search?sxsrf=ALeKk011I9rB23adjxdAO6YetVF91V14kg:1614114091427&source=univ&tbm=isch&q=pierre+elliott+trudeau+fashion&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiy-K7I84DvAhUPup4KHVykATcQ7Al6BAgFEBA&cshid=1614114112602704&biw=1920&bih=969)

*apparently "swinger" didn't mean the same thing back in the 60's, unfortunately... it meant "hip", "cool", "with it".
Title: Re: Meanwhile, in Canada...
Post by: sweetcell on February 23, 2021, 05:07:28 pm
B.C. farmer grabs lynx by scruff of neck, scolds it for killing chickens (https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/bc-farmer-captures-lynx-chicken-coop-1.5923089)