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Plans for your socialist check?
« on: March 25, 2020, 09:30:58 am »
The bill would distribute up to $1,200 to Americans in the form of a one-time direct deposit, $2,400 for couples, and $3,000 for family of four.

So families of 3...Gov't is saying you should have had more kids
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Re: Plans for your socialist check?
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2020, 09:34:06 am »
Sadly, pay off debt

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Re: Plans for your socialist check?
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2020, 09:39:03 am »
Space is going to be outraged

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Re: Plans for your socialist check?
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2020, 09:41:22 am »
And a family of 6?

Re: Plans for your socialist check?
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2020, 10:00:21 am »
And a family of 6?
What I'd do... is see if you can convince two of your kids to get married to one another
then you could bag $5400!
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Re: Plans for your socialist check?
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2020, 10:03:23 am »
I think the details are yet unknown really

But depends on income and you get $500 per child


So maybe 4 person fam would be $2400 plus $1000 but depends on income

« Last Edit: March 25, 2020, 10:05:16 am by hutch »

Re: Plans for your socialist check?
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2020, 10:05:05 am »
I think the details are yet unknown really
this is true...details are not availble yet
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Re: Plans for your socialist check?
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2020, 10:05:35 am »
Palindrome post

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Re: Plans for your socialist check?
« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2020, 10:11:59 am »
Where are your plans Sidehatch? Seems like you should answer your question!

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Re: Plans for your socialist check?
« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2020, 10:23:39 am »
Not getting one.
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Re: Plans for your socialist check?
« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2020, 10:25:14 am »
Where are your plans Sidehatch? Seems like you should answer your question!
well there is some debt to pay down as well (lot of it at 0%, but would just rather it be gone then looming out there)
Can't really buy concert tickets or make vacation plans
Some money has to go into needed car/home repairs
Kids keep growing so some shoes and clothes too
The Airstream Bathroom needs a makeover


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Re: Plans for your socialist check?
« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2020, 10:28:29 am »
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Re: Plans for your socialist check?
« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2020, 10:34:50 am »
Not getting one.
because you are a bot?
Because it appears there's a (EDIT) $198k/couple limit after which you don't even get a reduced check. But yes, bot income.
« Last Edit: March 25, 2020, 10:45:28 am by Julian, Adroit TASTEMAKER »
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Re: Plans for your socialist check?
« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2020, 11:09:26 am »
However, the payments would start to phase out for individuals with adjusted gross incomes of more than $75,000, and those making more than $99,000 would not qualify at all. The thresholds are doubled for couples.
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Re: Plans for your socialist check?
« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2020, 11:11:29 am »
Space is going to be outraged

Just missed the household cutoff for getting one, but as long as we both get to keep our jobs, not at all outraged.

« Last Edit: March 25, 2020, 12:33:30 pm by Space Freely »