The Great Headline thread

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18-wheeler hauling orange juice catches fire on beltway

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Fugitive captured after he drops from ceiling into Stafford Co. church

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Post Malone Literally Shits Out His Music: “I Write All My Songs on the Can”

[Cock Van Der Palm]

makes perfect sense

Post Malone Literally Shits Out His Music: “I Write All My Songs on the Can”

[Cock Van Der Palm]

https://www.newsweek.com/elephant-kills-woman-returns-funeral-tramples-corpse-india-1715075?amp=1

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holymoley that wins the GH for the week

Elephant Kills Woman Then Returns to Funeral and Tramples Corpse

newsweek no less!

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Ok, not the greatest headline, but wins for not being a headline I would ever expect


Steve Albini Wins Second World Series of Poker Event
(won $200k)

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I don't even understand what's happening here:

Bennett and Lapid agree to dissolve Israel's government

https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/20/middleeast/israel-government-dissolve-vote-intl/index.html

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I don't even understand what's happening here:

Parliamentary system where coalitions rule.  When your coalition starts to disagree, you have two choices - dissolve it yourself or have it dissolved for you.  In this instance, they have agreed to dissolve it themselves and have yet another election.  5th time in 4 years....

I believe I made a snarky comment In the belly up thread about Netanyahu and it not really mattering - they can only hope that they held the coalition long enough that the coalitions don't run back to Bibi.

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this made me chuckle...although it'd be better if it said Chris martin


Noel Gallagher banned from China for life as he is 'enemy of the people'

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Justin Timberlake Apologizes For ‘Dancing,’ Wearing Khakis At Pharrell’s Festival

[kosmo vinyl]

KISS mistakenly displayed an Australian flag during their performance in Austria

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You know when Kiss plays germany they use this logo

as the logo looks like the german ss

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VIP Section at The Eagles Concert Breaks into Brawl During “Take It Easy”

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VIP Section at The Eagles Concert Breaks into Brawl During “Take It Easy”

Holy shit those cockneys paid a LOT to not take it easy AT ALL