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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #225 on: December 21, 2022, 11:40:59 am »
Doctor, I've got a bomb in my bum: Man, 88, sparks hospital evacuation in France after arriving with 8ins WWI artillery shell stuck in his rectum
They're taking this World Cup loss hard.
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #226 on: December 23, 2022, 08:55:52 am »
Plane of Vomiting Passengers Lands After Horror Flight
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #227 on: December 26, 2022, 08:06:10 pm »
South Korea formally ends ban on imported sex dolls

Whew, it was really a dark time in SK when we could only use sex dolls created on the peninsula
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #229 on: February 21, 2023, 10:56:04 am »
Irish rooster with a violent past kills man with attack to the back of his leg, court says
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #230 on: February 23, 2023, 10:19:56 am »
Heinz wants to find the man who survived nearly a month at sea with nothing but ketchup and seasonings to help him buy a new boat


Although, if I was lost at sea for a month, probably wouldn’t be too excited to get back out on the high seas
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #231 on: February 23, 2023, 10:50:34 am »
Heinz wants to find the man who survived nearly a month at sea with nothing but ketchup and seasonings to help him buy a new boat


Although, if I was lost at sea for a month, probably wouldn’t be too excited to get back out on the high seas

Extra ketchup is always handy though.

Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #232 on: March 02, 2023, 01:45:49 pm »
Justin Bieber cancels rest of World

(Yes I clipped it, but looked better this way)
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #233 on: March 03, 2023, 05:34:19 pm »
Best sub headline seen in a while

Man had sex on neighbour's bollard in angry parking row

He also masturbated near it

https://www.dorset.live/news/dorset-news/man-sex-neighbours-bollard-angry-8213328



https://twitter.com/angrypiln/status/1631760235927879681?s=46&t=tEI6L_3IZhAczTAh5AtXcg
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #234 on: March 17, 2023, 09:36:25 am »
Man crashes pastor’s book burning event — throws a bible into the fire and yells: ‘Hail Satan!’
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #235 on: March 17, 2023, 09:47:18 am »
cue Foo Fighters - "My Hero"
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #236 on: April 04, 2023, 12:16:10 pm »
From 2015, but worth it

Amphibious pitcher makes debut.

https://twitter.com/NeillWoelk/status/608018850760650752
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #237 on: April 05, 2023, 03:37:14 pm »
Naked man driving stolen school bus with dead deer inside leads police on chase

Aka Pennsylvania Man
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #238 on: April 05, 2023, 04:08:21 pm »
Naked man driving stolen school bus with dead deer inside leads police on chase

Aka Pennsylvania Man
could be Michigan man too
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