The Great Headline thread

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Puertina?

Argenrico, obvs.

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Puertina-Argenrico, obvs.

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Taylor Swift’s Tour Is Ruining Weddings Across the Country

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Taylor Swift Added 8 Stops To Her Tour, But Still Skipped D.C.

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Air Force claims ‘no intent by the pilots’ to draw sky penis near Russian base in Syria

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Baltimore, DC, Richmond among America’s most sinful cities


Finally one of these lists awards we win and can have a little pride about

Dang, don’t read the article… as we are not even in the top 10
Richmond is 35!
WTF

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STUDENTS REBEL AGAINST HEAT-SENSING CROTCH MONITOR SURVEILLANCE DEVICES

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Passengers Kicked Off Flight for Saying 'Penis' Think Penalty Too Stiff

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Future Boardie of the Year goes to....this kid!

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Free Band Name Alert

A Murderer Known as ‘the Human Hyena’ Escaped Prison During a Conjugal Visit

Convicted killer José Carmona went on the lam briefly during a state-permitted visit to his wife's house in Cordoba, Argentina this week. He was captured soon after getting into two car crashes.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/7k8ang/a-murderer-known-as-the-human-hyena-escaped-prison-during-a-conjugal-visit

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does that mean he won't get to play in the finals?

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does that mean he won't get to play in the finals?

rumor has it a number of policeman have signed on to escort him to the final as a way to see the game

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George Clooney Once Took a Shit In Richard Kind’s Cat Litter Box

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Doctor, I've got a bomb in my bum: Man, 88, sparks hospital evacuation in France after arriving with 8ins WWI artillery shell stuck in his rectum