The Great Headline thread

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Jon Bon Jovi Convinces Woman Not to Jump Off Bridge in Nashville

[Cock Van Der Palm]

maybe he promised no more Bon Jovi albums

Jon Bon Jovi Convinces Woman Not to Jump Off Bridge in Nashville

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Johnny Marr rubbishes Morrissey’s claim about Smiths trademark

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A little morbid, but love the throwback to 80s tech in a war in 2024, I have to imagine
millennials Having no idea what a pager is



Israel Planted Explosives in Pagers Sold to Hezbollah

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Vegan Food Fest Turns Even More Hellish Than Normal


The ‘Vegan Fyre Festival’ overwhelmed a parking lot in Queens, as Vegandale attendees endured long lines and vegan food.

[sweetcell]

^ i audibly LOLed

[kosmo vinyl]

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gets off work computer to look up what a bager den is

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The Cure: Alone review – majestically wreathed in misery and despair

https://youtu.be/sx9SVAtMkJM?feature=shared

[kosmo vinyl]

So I gather no one was in need of any extra misery and dispair today

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Coldplay Confirm They Will Retire

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Coldplay Confirm They Will Retire

been burnt by that one before

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Coldplay Confirm They Will Retire

been burnt by that one before

I'm still bitter

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realizing what's happening in Argentina might be a sensitive issue, but this made me chuckle...

Argentina’s Javier Milei accused of plagiarising UN speech from West Wing

Populist leader alleged to have ‘copied word for word’ a monologue by TV show’s fictional president Jed Bartlet

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

realizing what's happening in Argentina might be a sensitive issue, but this made me chuckle...

Argentina’s Javier Milei accused of plagiarising UN speech from West Wing

Populist leader alleged to have ‘copied word for word’ a monologue by TV show’s fictional president Jed Bartlet

The first sign something was amiss was when he gave the speech in English.