The Great Headline thread

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Pair caught with ketamine-filled Kinder eggs in their bums at Creamfields

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Pair caught with ketamine-filled Kinder eggs in their bums at Creamfields

We are getting ever closer to me telling the story of why I was hugging that one fatty at GwarBQ all those years ago…

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Beer can artwork accidentally thrown in bin by staff member at Dutch museum

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Mexican Coke kicked off Fentanyl tour following reports of frontman fighting an audience member

"Mexican Coke are no longer playing this tour. Pull up for Asbestos as direct support"

a lot to unpack here

https://www.nme.com/news/music/mexican-coke-kicked-off-fentanyl-tour-following-reports-of-frontman-fighting-an-audience-member-3800383

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personally, I'd take Mexican coke over asbestos any day
but then again I've tried neither, so I know I don't have a lot of credibility here

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Trump visits Coachella while Harris packs diapers in North Carolina

I’m really not sure what is going on here

[sweetcell]

Trump visits Coachella while Harris packs diapers in North Carolina

I’m really not sure what is going on here

i thought diaper-packing was trump's gig...

speaking of trump in coachella: it was a disaster.  attendees were forced to park 5 miles away from the private ranch, had shuttle busses to bring them to the rally - but none to take them back after the shindig.  predictable chaos ensued.  attendees blamed the city, the county, the sheriff, the bus company, the dems/dark brandon... anyone and everyone except trump and the GOP organizers.  vids/deets/etc:  lol#1, and lol#2.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

speaking of trump in coachella: it was a disaster.  attendees were forced to park 5 miles away from the private ranch, had shuttle busses to bring them to the rally - but none to take them back after the shindig.  predictable chaos ensued.  attendees blamed the city, the county, the sheriff, the bus company, the dems/dark brandon... anyone and everyone except trump and the GOP organizers. 

Second worst headliner, all time, behind No Doubt.

[hutch]

His fans really like him…

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Bull Semen Driver Escapes Speeding Ban

and i'm sorry what... driver told the court he was a Bespoke Expert in Canadian Bull Semen and thus need his license to cover a large rural patch

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Russian Court Fines Google $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

[grateful]

Russian Court Fines Google $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

I wonder what the service fees would be

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Russian Court Fines Google $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

Gizmodo estimates that within 219 weeks, which could be in the next few months, Google will owe a googol roubles.

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Celeste fans accidentally end up at death metal band's show who share exact same name

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Celeste fans accidentally end up at death metal band's show who share exact same name

Fake news. I have experienced Celeste when she posted on here. No one is a fan of her. Including her husband.