The Great Headline thread

[SideThatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Camilla Decorates Royal Household With Sick Children

Crossed posted to the JA thread

I would say the biggest flaw is some of these kids don’t make it through the whole season and have to be replaced with other sick kids,  the juice on this one isn’t worth the squeeze as the holiday season lasts weeks.
This kind of decoration is better for a one off gala events
At least that has been my experience

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Have you seen the film Salo? Part of the joy of children as decorations is when they die.

[kosmo vinyl]

Christmas lights spark brief debate over resemblance to 'underpants on a line'

[SideThatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Oklahoma man driving stolen vehicle caught with rattlesnake, uranium, whiskey and firearm

the sub headline is great too:
Stephen Jennings joked with officers that he was creating a "super snake."

[SideThatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Virginia man dies after bear shot in tree falls on him

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Virginia man dies after bear shot in tree falls on him

There’s a conservation metaphor somewhere in there.

[kosmo vinyl]

Virginia man dies after bear shot in tree falls on him

There’s a conservation metaphor somewhere in there.

also karma

[SideThatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Virginia man dies after bear shot in tree falls on him

There’s a conservation metaphor somewhere in there.

also karma

Maybe even a Russian metaphor too

[nkotb]

'Gooner 9/11' averted as Zenless Zone Zero's butt-obfuscation technology is rolled back in the face of horny outrage

[SideThatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

^ master level headline

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

^ master level headline

Agreed. Hand them the Pulitzer now.

[nkotb]

I feel like that Simpsons bit where Lisa see a sign for a "Yahoo Serious Festival"