The Great Headline thread

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Punk band releases record that ‘smells like Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina’
By Aidin Vaziri,

Credit to JW of course


https://www.sfchronicle.com/entertainment/article/australian-punk-scented-vinyl-goop-20341262.php

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Turkey to fine passengers for standing up too soon on planes

I somewhat feel the penalty is not enough, but I’ll take this as a win

[Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK]

Turkey to fine passengers for standing up too soon on planes

I somewhat feel the penalty is not enough, but I’ll take this as a win

A deterrent that the wealthy can afford is not a deterrent to the wealthy.

[hutch]

I would love for these people to self combust upon getting up too early


Same fate for people who push seats as far back as they can while one tries to eat…would be nice. Obviously this only happens in cattle class.

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I think it would be great if a part of the social contract included a clause that we could shoot a spitball at one of these early standers and face no repercussions

[Justin Tonation]

The standing O passengers should be tossed out with the baggage and forced to ride the carousel.

Does Turkey have progressive fines, i.e. the higher one's income the higher the fine?

[kosmo vinyl]

Maryland is the “U.S. State That Swears The Most” According to Study

Feeling confident that this scene tipped the scales

NSFW duh..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNVEQgXsBgs

[grateful tagle zuppi pizzaboli]

Uhhh, guys?

Ozzy Osbourne Thinks He Will ‘Die’ On Stage

[grateful tagle zuppi pizzaboli]

Louisiana Passes Bill to Ban 'Chemtrails'

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‘Big Balls’ Is Officially a Full-Time Government Employee

[Justin Tonation]

Man, right on the eve of World Pride:

Trump and Musk’s relationship flames out just as intensely and publicly as it started

[hutch]

Wouldn’t be surprised if in the end it’s  all an act. Trump thrives on controversy and this helps Musk. It kind of helps both of them.

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Wouldn’t be surprised if in the end it’s  all an act. Trump thrives on controversy and this helps Musk. It kind of helps both of them.

this wouldn’t surprise me either… kinda a distraction to get the BBB passed