The Great Headline thread

[kosmo vinyl]

no need to carry on with this thread

Nick Cave says he declined Morrissey’s request to sing ‘silly anti-woke screed’ on new song

[sweetcell]

The Pakistani government is moving to crack down on occult practices that lawmakers call a threat to the country’s social fabric. Spiritual practitioners see it as a bad omen. https://nyti.ms/3G5a20R

[slow golf clap]

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  Giant sphere falls from sky in Indiana after severe weather sweeps through

[Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK]

I used to hit swamp rats no bigger than that opening all the time as a kid.

[vinly-Hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Billie Joe Armstrong Kicks Fan Offstage for Playing Oasis Instead of Green Day

[kosmo vinyl]

Baller move

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Furious mother 'squirted her boob' at a woman who told her to move while she was breastfeeding because it was distracting her husband

[Cock Van Der Palm]

Baller move.

[Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK]

Baller move.

Yeah, fresh human milk sells at a premium. That's the good stuff! To just be tossing this around without a care in the world is very Julian's America, or as the kids would say, "baller".

[vinly-Hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Baller move.

Yeah, fresh human milk sells at a premium. That's the good stuff! To just be tossing this around without a care in the world is very Julian's America, or as the kids would say, "baller".

there is a huge black-market (or white-market) for this stuff.  So, can confirm

[Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK]

Baller move.

Yeah, fresh human milk sells at a premium. That's the good stuff! To just be tossing this around without a care in the world is very Julian's America, or as the kids would say, "baller".

there is a huge black-market (or white-market) for this stuff.  So, can confirm

Oh, yeah, don't let a health inspector know you're trafficking in this particular ambrosia (even if you just plan to make it into ice cream for your own personal consumption) or you're going to get jammed up and ostracized from the community.

[kosmo vinyl]

so technically this move is done from a little higher up...

but i'll allow it