because they haven't become insufferable enough already:
Weezer:
Not content with releasing two albums in 2021 (OK Human and Van Weezer), the band are set to release a set of four in 2022 and, like a rock Vivaldi, each will have its own seasonal theme. Speaking on Good Morning America in the summer, frontman Rivers Cuomo revealed, “I guess I’ve had a lot of time on my hands so I wrote four albums that we’ll put out next year. It’s called Seasons, and each album comes out on the first day of the season. Spring is kind of like happy chill. And then we move through to dance rock, like a Strokes-style album for the fall, and then sad acoustic, Elliott Smith-style for winter.”
