post-2022 - deplorables in disarray thread

[Justin Tonation]

Literally LOL'ed: Tom Emmer drops out hours after becoming the latest Republican pick for speaker

[grateful]

Literally LOL'ed: Tom Emmer drops out hours after becoming the latest Republican pick for speaker

Not even a tenth of a scaramucci

[Space Freely]

This guy is going to be fun .

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/10/25/who-is-mike-johnson-house-speaker/

[kosmo vinyl]

This guy is going to be fun .

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/10/25/who-is-mike-johnson-house-speaker/

dollars to donuts this fine christian has had numerous mistresses...

[hutch]

He has the votes!!!

[Space Freely]

This guy is going to be fun .

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/10/25/who-is-mike-johnson-house-speaker/

dollars to donuts this fine christian has had numerous mistresses...

I would be ok with that, if he wasn't an election denier. Just as his supporters would be ok with it BECAUSE he is an election denier.

[Mobius]

This was like a well executed magic trick (illusion, Michael).  How do we transform a known, polarizing right wing hack into an unknown, innocuous looking but ultra far right extremist hack . . .all while appearing incompetent?  Some comedy, some distraction, some sleight of hand and shazam. 

[kosmo vinyl]

So will we be able to measure his time as speaker in Scaramuccis?

Although he is a MAGA conservative’s wet dream, the right wing grifter sect have already gloomed on to the fact that he came out and acknowledged racism still exists… 

And seriously who votes to get the benefits, everyone pays to get over a lifetime cut.. oh wait drag performers are groomers, my bad…

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Yikes….


Speaker Mike Johnson tonight: “Someone asked me today in the media, ‘People are curious, what does Mike Johnson think about any issue?’ I said, ‘Well, go pick up a Bible off your shelf and read it. That’s my worldview.”

[kosmo vinyl]

So he doesn’t eat shellfish then

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

So he doesn’t eat shellfish then

also it's ok to beat your slaves as long as they don't die immediately.

[Mobius]

Yikes….


Speaker Mike Johnson tonight: “Someone asked me today in the media, ‘People are curious, what does Mike Johnson think about any issue?’ I said, ‘Well, go pick up a Bible off your shelf and read it. That’s my worldview.”

Just like Matt Gaetz! 

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apparently his wife spends a lot of time on her knees

During his acceptance speech on Oct. 25, Johnson thanked his wife of over two decades, Kelly, who was at home in Louisiana.

“I want to thank my dedicated wife of almost 25 years, Kelly,” he said. “She’s not here, we couldn’t get a flight in time. This happened sort of suddenly.”

“She’s spent the last couple of weeks on her knees in prayer to the Lord. And, um, she’s a little worn out,”

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Yikes….


Speaker Mike Johnson tonight: “Someone asked me today in the media, ‘People are curious, what does Mike Johnson think about any issue?’ I said, ‘Well, go pick up a Bible off your shelf and read it. That’s my worldview.”

Just like Matt Gaetz!

where in the bible is the verse about crushing up viagra and taking with redbull?

[kosmo vinyl]

apparently his wife spends a lot of time on her knees

During his acceptance speech on Oct. 25, Johnson thanked his wife of over two decades, Kelly, who was at home in Louisiana.

“I want to thank my dedicated wife of almost 25 years, Kelly,” he said. “She’s not here, we couldn’t get a flight in time. This happened sort of suddenly.”

“She’s spent the last couple of weeks on her knees in prayer to the Lord. And, um, she’s a little worn out,”

The Monica Lewinsky response to this was fantastic… “Not Touching This”