post-2022 - deplorables in disarray thread

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

The Monica Lewinsky response to this was fantastic… “Not Touching This”

pretty much the only reason I knew about it

[sweetcell]

the welcoming committee at the gates of hell:



OR: imagine in you're in a hotel lobby, waiting for the elevator.  you hear a ding, doors open, and you're greeted by the above scene...

[Space Freely]

Which Cabinet positions do you think Kid Rock and Pillow Guy will get?

[hutch]

Kid Rock will become the nation’s first Secretary of Entertainment while Pillow Guy will become the first ever Secretary of Sleep.

[hutch]

Man talk about disarray


https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/rudy-giuliani-spends-his-nights-ranting-online.html

[Mobius]

They discovered some animal no one's ever seen
It was an inside trader eating a rubber tire
after running over Rudy Giuliani

[sweetcell]

[sweetcell]

i wonder how TFG is taking this news (staff might want to keep all ketchup bottles out of his reach):

Koch Network Endorses Nikki Haley in Bid to Push G.O.P. Past Trump
The support will give Ms. Haley more organizational strength in the field as she battles Gov. Ron DeSantis of Florida for the No. 2 spot in the Republican presidential race.

[hutch]

I can’t stand Haley. She sucked up to Trump so hard she probably choked. People have short memories.

[nkotb]

Everything makes much more sense when you realize most people have Pro Wrestling Brain.  You hate someone one moment, then they hit another guy with a chair, and you immediately love them.  No difference in politics, except maybe less homoerotic.

I can’t stand Haley. She sucked up to Trump so hard she probably choked. People have short memories.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Everything makes much more sense when you realize most people have Pro Wrestling Brain.  You hate someone one moment, then they hit another guy with a chair, and you immediately love them.  No difference in politics, except maybe less homoerotic.

This is a great try, but I don't think this is going to get Walkie to pop back up.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

should have been Milf's 4 Liberty

Florida GOP Chair Christian Ziegler, husband of Moms For Liberty cofounder Bridget Ziegler, is being accused of sexual battery by a woman who alleges that the three of them were involved in a longstanding consensual three-way sexual relationship and that they may have illegally taped sex acts

[kosmo vinyl]

And yet it’s  the drag queens/books/liberals which are destroying the nation and family values

[nkotb]

Ma'am

should have been Milf's 4 Liberty

Florida GOP Chair Christian Ziegler, husband of Moms For Liberty cofounder Bridget Ziegler, is being accused of sexual battery by a woman who alleges that the three of them were involved in a longstanding consensual three-way sexual relationship and that they may have illegally taped sex acts

[Space Freely]

Oh come on. Look at these nice white people. This can't possibly be true.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F_oHqRLXcAAtPbG?format=jpg&name=900x900

Why do all southern men dress and look the same?