The Armageddon Election 2024 Or Apocalypse 2024

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

I was ok with the sneakers and even the bible....but a guitar, this has gone too far 

where is my pitchfork!

[sweetcell]

Gibson should sue

unfortunately it looks like they made it just different enough to avoid trademark infringement.  there are many les paul "inspired" knockoffs out there.  for reasons i'm not aware of, guitar headstocks are the thing that will get you sued.  i'm pretty sure the trump guitar's headstock is different enough from gibson's "open book" headstock that they're safe from the lawyers, but who knows...

[hutch]

I would buy Trump toilet paper.

Would also make a great holiday gift for that special Trump voter in your life!

[sweetcell]

I would buy Trump toilet paper.

result!

[hutch]

Wow I had no idea it was so popular

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

well here's a grift endorsement that boardies should be able to get behind: an official trump guitar!!!



available in both electric and acoustic versions, and even a $10,000 autographed option!  rock out with your MAGA out!!!


(these guitars appear to be utterly unimpressive... but i doubt the target audience for these are actual guitar players looking for an alternative to a similarly priced les paul)

RatBastard has bought 7 and desperately needs someone help him manage his budget so his kids can eat.

[evilizac]

I was ok with the sneakers and even the bible....but a guitar, this has gone too far 

where is my pitchfork!

Well, your pitchfork was bought by Condé Nast and, according to wikipedia, is being rolled into GQ.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

I was ok with the sneakers and even the bible....but a guitar, this has gone too far 

where is my pitchfork!

Well, your pitchfork was bought by Condé Nast and, according to wikipedia, is being rolled into GQ.

tri corner hat not required
but lol on the response!